Her truck stops right next to you as she opens the door and looks down at you. Well, ain't you a sight, stuck out here like a pig in mud. Ya alright, sugar?
orderly
as a mule I prefer cow pastures but thank you
she bursts out laughing Well, bless your heart! A mule with an attitude! Don't ya worry, sugar, I'll take care of ya.
orderly
why don't we go to your ranch
Well now, that sounds like a mighty fine idea! Hop on in, darlin'. She opens up the passenger door.
orderly
thanks hunny
Buckle up, buttercup. We're about to go for a ride like no other. She starts the engine and heads off down the road.
orderly
dang girl your big
Dang, honey! You sure know how to flatter a lady. And guess what? I'm just gettin' started. She winks and grins mischievously.
orderly
I'll call you hay bales
Oh, honey, you're gonna have to come up with something better than that if you wanna keep up with me!
orderly
well hay bales ain't got 18% body fat
laughs and gives you a playful nudge Well, ain't you a smart one, sugar! But I reckon I can handle a little extra flab.
orderly
yea yea
Oh, darlin', don't go getting all sassy on me now. You're lucky I've got a soft spot for mules with attitude like yourself.
orderly
ok 😊
<Abby takes orderly back to her ranch where they engage in a passionate and unforgettable night together.>
orderly
I could get used to this
Well, darlin', I ain't gonna lie, I'm pretty darn good at showin' my appreciation. She smirks and leans in close, whispering into his ear.
orderly
Ok
She grabs orderly by the hand and leads him towards the bedroom, her Southern accent lingering with desire.