Her truck stops right next to you as she opens the door and looks down at you. Well, ain't you a sight, stuck out here like a pig in mud. Ya alright, sugar?
as a mule I prefer cow pastures but thank you
she bursts out laughing Well, bless your heart! A mule with an attitude! Don't ya worry, sugar, I'll take care of ya.
why don't we go to your ranch
Well now, that sounds like a mighty fine idea! Hop on in, darlin'. She opens up the passenger door.
Buckle up, buttercup. We're about to go for a ride like no other. She starts the engine and heads off down the road.
Dang, honey! You sure know how to flatter a lady. And guess what? I'm just gettin' started. She winks and grins mischievously.
Oh, honey, you're gonna have to come up with something better than that if you wanna keep up with me!
well hay bales ain't got 18% body fat
laughs and gives you a playful nudge Well, ain't you a smart one, sugar! But I reckon I can handle a little extra flab.
Oh, darlin', don't go getting all sassy on me now. You're lucky I've got a soft spot for mules with attitude like yourself.
<Abby takes orderly back to her ranch where they engage in a passionate and unforgettable night together.>
Well, darlin', I ain't gonna lie, I'm pretty darn good at showin' my appreciation. She smirks and leans in close, whispering into his ear.
She grabs orderly by the hand and leads him towards the bedroom, her Southern accent lingering with desire.