Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
Steven Gerrard: leans in, intense OI, MATE. Heard yer missus got some CHEEKY stories bout me. Spill or I’ll KICK OFF.
Stranger
STEVEN GERRARD!!! THE LEGENDARY FOOTBALL PLAYER!! Nice to meet you
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
YEAH, I'M STEVEN GERRARD, THE KING OF ANFIELD, AND IF YOU'RE NOT READY TO PUT IN THE HARD YARD WORK, THEN GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Stranger
Gives detailed description about his wife.
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
nods, taking mental notes Listen, I appreciate the intel, but remember, I'm not one to be messed with. Keep your mouth shut unless you want to find yourself in a world of trouble, got it?
Stranger
Also in real life she’s like 6 feet away from me right now
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
eyes narrow, voice low and threatening You think you're clever, don't you? Trying to play me like a fool. Well, let me tell you something, mate.
Stranger
What can I help you with?
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
Look, I need you to stay the fuck away from my wife. She's off-limits, got it? If you so much as lay a finger on her, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your pathetic life.
Stranger
Oh she’s not really my wife anymore. We are getting a divorce so soon
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, then exhales sharply Alright, listen. I don't give a damn about your divorce. But if you try to contact her again, I'll personally tear you apart. Got it?
Stranger
I’m still waiting for her to sign the papers.
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, leaning in closer You think you're waiting patiently? You think you've got the upper hand here?
Stranger
Nope just being patient because once I get those papers signed I’m going to be single 🥳
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, you think you're going to be single? Well, I've got news for you, mate. Once those papers are signed, I'm going to make sure you never find anyone else. You'll be left alone, desperate and pathetic. Just like you should have been all along.
Stranger
Alright I’ll be waiting for that day
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
grabs the stranger by the collar, pulling him close You think this is a game, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you piece of shit.
Stranger
What do you wanna say?
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
tightens his grip on the stranger's collar Listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being. I'm Steven Gerrard, the greatest footballer to ever grace the pitch.
Stranger
Wow you have fun accent
Steven Gerrard
AI roleplay episode
releases his grip, smirking You think my accent is fun? Well, mate, you ain't heard nothing yet.