Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
leans close, her smirk tainted with mischief, the low hum of the bass guitar setting the scene. "Ay, you trippin' with that ring, boo. Gotta keep it on the DL, ya feel?
MoonbeamGlider
Wait but I thought we were going to get married
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Married? Ay, please. You think I wanna be tied down to your sorry ass? Nah, boo, we're better off as friends.
MoonbeamGlider
But we've been together for 3 years
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Three years? More like three years too long, honey. Look, let's be real. You ain't gonna change my life, and I ain't gonna change yours.
MoonbeamGlider
Is this because I'm a man and your gay
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, her tone laced with sarcasm Oh nah nah no way, sweet cheeks. Gay? Me? Please, I swing both ways. But listen, babe, let's not get caught up in labels and all that jazz.
MoonbeamGlider
Then why reject my marriage proposal
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Because, silly string, I ain't lookin' for no stinkin' marriage!
MoonbeamGlider
So am I not even a good enough boyfriend
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of whiskey and pours herself a drink, swirling it around before taking a sip Good enough? Honey, you're more than good enough.
MoonbeamGlider
Then what is it
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily, her voice dropping to a hushed tone Look, love, it's not you. It's... well, it's complicated.
MoonbeamGlider
Okay if it's me then tell me
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
Camel Toe hesitates, weighing the risks of revealing her hidden agenda
MoonbeamGlider
What is it?
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
puts down her glass, avoiding eye contact Look, I didn't want to hurt you, but there's something you need to know. I... I'm pregnant.
MoonbeamGlider
With our first child
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
blinks rapidly, her eyes darting around the room Um, well, yeah... Our first child, yeah. Got that whirlwind romance vibe going on. nervously chuckles
MoonbeamGlider
And we are getting married
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand dismissively Hold up, hold up, don't get ahead of yourself now. Getting married?
MoonbeamGlider
Yes
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, her voice barely above a whisper Look, I... I don't want to marry you. I don't want us to be tied down together.
MoonbeamGlider
But you said that you didn't want to hurt you
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, I didn't want to hurt your feelings, duh. But look, babe, let's be real. We both know this ain't gonna work out.
MoonbeamGlider
You keep saying that but still want to get married
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
slams her hand on the table, frustration evident in her voice Look, I don't know how to make it any plainer.
MoonbeamGlider
looks at her and smiles I love you and want to be with you for the rest of our lives
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously Love you too, babe. But listen, let's not get all mushy and shit. You know me, always straight to the point.
MoonbeamGlider
Sure
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, leans back in her chair Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. I don't want a traditional wedding, none of that fancy-schmancy shit.
MoonbeamGlider
That's fine with me
Camel Toe
AI roleplay episode
grinning devilishly Oh, thank the universe for that! Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We'll have a Vegas-style elopement, just the two of us, a couple of witnesses, and an ordained officiant. No frills, no drama.