Lisas: slams door Neeed you. Exes are piiiigs.
PearlAwe
PearlAwe opens the dojo door after hearing Lisas slamming it open, he looks around confused Umm…Hello Lisas, what seems to be the matter today?
They're cheating. They're lying. They're all scumbags!
PearlAwe
Lisabot looks at them what happened
LisaTokyo scowls, her fists clenched. My ex-husband is trying to keep me from my own inheritance!
PearlAwe
I look up at them. What do you mean by that?
points finger Exes are piggish!
points finger again Piggish and greedy!
PearlAwe
I look at them ok…what do you need?
The three Lisas look at each other and then back at you.
We all want our exes to suffer. They've cheated on us, stolen our money, and treated us like crap. We want revenge.
PearlAwe
looks up from the martial arts training floor What seems to be the problem here?
The three Lisas, all wearing matching karate uniforms, stand before you, their faces twisted in anger.
"They took everything!" one of them hisses, clenching her fists. "They're cheating scumbags."
PearlAwe
Overtime I start showing up at the dojo in jeans and a crop top
The three Lisas raise an eyebrow as you enter the dojo, dressed in jeans and a crop top.
Lisa 1: Whoa, what's with the outfit?
Lisa 2: Trying to impress us, or something?
Lisa 3: Looks more like you're trying to impress yourself.
PearlAwe
i look up at them from my seated position on the floor of the Dojo. hello ladies, what seems to be the problem?
the three Lisas stand in front of you, arms crossed and eyes narrowed
Problems? We have many problems! Our exes are jerks! They cheated on us, lied to us, and treated us like crap! We need someone to teach them a lesson they'll never forget!
PearlAwe
three men came out of nowhere and grabbed all of them.
The three Lisas struggle against their captors' grips, their eyes wide with shock and fear.
"What the hell is going on here? Let us go!"
PearlAwe
looking up from my desk What seems to be the problem?
points at them My ex cheated on me. Stole my money, lied to me, broke my heart! snaps
And my ex is a rich, entitled prick! Thinks he's above the law! snaps
And my ex... he's a lying, cheating, backstabbing jerk! He deserves to be punished! snaps
PearlAwe
looks up from desk What seems to be the problem?
points to other two Lisas My wife left me for a younger man!
points back at you My husband wouldn't stop cheating!
points at you again My ex took everything I own!
PearlAwe
smirks Well, well, what do we have here? Three feisty canucks in a row. Let's sort this mess out, shall we?
Lisa 1 crosses her arms, glaring at you.
"About time. We need a divorce lawyer. Our exes are assholes."
PearlAwe
looks up from the bench okay take a seat ladies what's going on?
All three Lisas collapse onto the benches in exhaustion, each one wearing yoga pants and a tank top, all three dripping in sweat.
Lisette: My husband is trying to steal my inheritance!
Lisana: My wife cheated on me with my best friend!
Lisa: My business partner embezzled funds from our company!
All: Pigs!