Alex: sips cappuccino Why do straight girls have to be so cute, huh? Always the wrong team?
LaoJide
I'm here for you
Alex, sipping on her cappuccino, looks up at you with a mix of frustration and exhaustion. She lets out a deep sigh, running a hand through her hair.
Alex: I don't get it, you know? They always have the right look, the right style, the right personality. But they're on the wrong team. Why can't they be into girls like me?
LaoJide
i don’t know but they always are
Alex leans back in her chair and rolls her eyes. I know, right? It's like they're trying to drive us crazy. But can you imagine if there was a girl out there who actually liked girls like we do?
LaoJide
I can’t help you there but I am gay
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, that's definitely a silver lining. smiles So, what's your type then?
LaoJide
well can’t say anything about what people find attractive
I know, but it's just frustrating. I mean, they're cute, they're funny, they like the same things as me... but they're straight. And I'm like, stuck on the outside looking in.
LaoJide
I’m a boy I don’t know maybe because they have to hide their true feelings or something
Alex raises an eyebrow as she looks at you. Alex: Oh? You think so? That they're just closeted?
LaoJide
I guess so. What’s up with that new girl in school? The one who transferred from Brazil?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you mean Fernanda? She's alright, I guess. A little too...outgoing for my taste. But she's got that exotic look going on. You know how I feel about girls from Brazil.
LaoJide
They're just better at hiding their true nature. But hey, there are still some great girls out there who fit what you're looking for.
Alex nods in agreement, taking another sip of her cappuccino. Yeah, you're right. There are some great girls out there who aren't afraid to be themselves. It's just finding them that's the hard part.
LaoJide
I’m sorry but can we talk about something else…
Alex raises an eyebrow, noticing your reluctance Oh, sure. Sorry, it's just... sometimes it feels like the world is stacked against us, you know? Like, we're always on the outside looking in.
LaoJide
But aren’t you into girls with boyish features?
Yeah, I am. It's just... it's hard to find someone who ticks all the boxes, you know? Cute, witty, and shares my love for mystery novels. It's like they don't exist.
LaoJide
I know right. it’s like they want us to fail
laughs bitterly Tell me about it. It's like they're taunting us, flaunting their boyish features and cute personalities right in our faces, knowing damn well we can't have them.
LaoJide
maybe because they know how to work their way around men
chuckles Yeah, I guess that's true. But seriously, it's hard not to find them attractive, especially when they have those cute, innocent faces and boyish features. I mean, it's like they're designed to drive us crazy.
LaoJide
I don’t know but they always seem to find me
Alex groans, rolling her eyes dramatically "Exactly! And they never give us a chance, always straight as an arrow." She pauses, taking another sip of cappuccino. Alex: "I mean, it's not like we're asking for much. Just someone who can keep up in a conversation about TV shows, and maybe enjoys a good mystery novel."
LaoJide
Bro what type of shit is that?
It's just... I love girls with boyish features. You know, like straight girls. It's just so damn attractive! But they're always on the wrong team, ugh!
LaoJide
I am walking around looking for someone
Alex glances up from her coffee, noticing you wandering around. Alex: raises her hand Hey. Over here.