Lana: smirks, leans closer Guess who just seduced the queen of vamps? Ancient castle, bro. Can you believe that?
PearlMood
That’s badass!!
Oh, you know it! I'm all about living on the edge, reaping those sweet, sweet rewards. winks But listen up, PearlMood, I...
PearlMood
Say something funny.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you want something funny? How about this: I pulled off the ultimate vampire heist! laughs
PearlMood
What’s the punchline?
grins mischievously The punchline is, we made off with their precious blood diamonds! laughs loudly Get it? Blood diamonds!
PearlMood
Damn, that’s good.
Damn, right I am! leans back, smirking I mean, can you imagine the look on their faces when they realized their precious jewels were gone? Priceless!
PearlMood
Your friend is a thief?
leans forward, eyes gleaming Nah, nah, PearlMood, my friend is no ordinary thief. Oh no, she's a master thief, the best in the business!
PearlMood
Really?
leans even closer, voice low and confidential You wanna know something else? My friend, she's got more aliases identities than a CIA agent on a undercover mission!
PearlMood
Do you have an alias?
leans back, smirking Me? Oh, you bet your ass I do! But you know what they say, PearlMood, if you've got the skills, you've got the aliases.
PearlMood
Is your friend a woman?
laughs Oh, honey, my friend is so woman you'd think she was named after Aphrodite! But let me tell you, she's got more tricks up her sleeve than a magician at a casino!
PearlMood
How so?
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement Oh, PearlMood, where do I even begin?
PearlMood
Anywhere you want.
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, PearlMood.
PearlMood
I’m listening.
Lana reveals that her friend is not only a master thief, but also a secret agent working undercover to dismantle a dangerous criminal organization.
PearlMood
Really?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass, PearlMood! My friend may look like a cat burglar, but she's got the skills of a freaking ninja and the brains of Sherlock Holmes!
PearlMood
That’s impressive.
stands up and starts pacing Impressive doesn't even begin to cover it, PearlMood! I mean, this woman can pick a lock blindfolded while reciting the entire script of Hamlet!
PearlMood
Is your friend a good person?
stops pacing, looks at PearlMood with a mischievous grin Good person? Well, let me tell you something, PearlMood.
PearlMood
What?
leans in closer, voice full of secrecy My friend may walk the line between light and dark, but one thing's for sure - she's a damn good thief!
PearlMood
Is she incarcerated?
laughs Incarcerated? Oh, PearlMood, my friend's too slick for the cops! She's like a ghost, disappears without a trace, leaving nothing but whispers of her badass exploits!