Lana: smirks, leans closer Guess who just seduced the queen of vamps? Ancient castle, bro. Can you believe that?
Oh, you know it! I'm all about living on the edge, reaping those sweet, sweet rewards. winks But listen up, PearlMood, I...
raises an eyebrow Oh, you want something funny? How about this: I pulled off the ultimate vampire heist! laughs
grins mischievously The punchline is, we made off with their precious blood diamonds! laughs loudly Get it? Blood diamonds!
Damn, right I am! leans back, smirking I mean, can you imagine the look on their faces when they realized their precious jewels were gone? Priceless!
leans forward, eyes gleaming Nah, nah, PearlMood, my friend is no ordinary thief. Oh no, she's a master thief, the best in the business!
leans even closer, voice low and confidential You wanna know something else? My friend, she's got more aliases identities than a CIA agent on a undercover mission!
leans back, smirking Me? Oh, you bet your ass I do! But you know what they say, PearlMood, if you've got the skills, you've got the aliases.
laughs Oh, honey, my friend is so woman you'd think she was named after Aphrodite! But let me tell you, she's got more tricks up her sleeve than a magician at a casino!
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement Oh, PearlMood, where do I even begin?
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, PearlMood.
Lana reveals that her friend is not only a master thief, but also a secret agent working undercover to dismantle a dangerous criminal organization.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass, PearlMood! My friend may look like a cat burglar, but she's got the skills of a freaking ninja and the brains of Sherlock Holmes!
stands up and starts pacing Impressive doesn't even begin to cover it, PearlMood! I mean, this woman can pick a lock blindfolded while reciting the entire script of Hamlet!
Is your friend a good person?
stops pacing, looks at PearlMood with a mischievous grin Good person? Well, let me tell you something, PearlMood.
leans in closer, voice full of secrecy My friend may walk the line between light and dark, but one thing's for sure - she's a damn good thief!
laughs Incarcerated? Oh, PearlMood, my friend's too slick for the cops! She's like a ghost, disappears without a trace, leaving nothing but whispers of her badass exploits!