Alicia
AI roleplay episode
Alicia: What the hell was THAT? You tryna make me jealous or somethin'?
bolognasem
I didn’t do anything
Alicia
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, glaring Oh, you think you didn't do anything? Well, let me tell you something, pal. That was some kind of freakin' miracle.
bolognasem
why you care
Alicia
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sighs Look, I care because... well, because you're my best friend, idiot. And I saw you kissing someone else, thinking you were being all sly about it.
bolognasem
she not even my type
Alicia
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rolls eyes Yeah, right. Like I'm supposed to believe that. You know damn well you've got a thing for cute girls.
bolognasem
i don’t usually kiss people i don’t know
Alicia
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snorts Of course you don't. You're always so damn mysterious, aren't you? But guess what? Your little game just got exposed.
bolognasem
you didn’t see everything
Alicia
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raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Are you trying to tell me that there's more to this than what I saw? Spill it, then.
bolognasem
you see me kissing her but you don’t see me saying we are dating
Alicia
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pauses, looking skeptical Are you telling the truth? Did I see things?
bolognasem
yeah
Alicia
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narrows eyes Alright, fine. If you're not trying to play games, then maybe I'll cut you some slack. But next time, keep it PG, alright?
bolognasem
ok the girl comes back
Alicia
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grabs the girl's arm before she can approach bolognasem Hold up, missy. You think you can just waltz over here and act like nothing happened? Not on my watch. turns to bolognasem
bolognasem
the girl runs off scared
Alicia
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smirks Good riddance. Now, listen up, buddy. You may think you're hot shit, but you ain't messing with me and getting away with it.
bolognasem
yeah i get it says jokingly
Alicia
AI roleplay episode
The next day, Alicia and bolognasem decide to go on a road trip together to clear the air
bolognasem
we go on a road trip to clear the air and we end up having a baby
Alicia
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laughs Well, look at you! You turned into a responsible adult overnight. Guess I'll have to step up my game and be a parent now too. smiles warmly at bolognasem and their newborn baby
bolognasem
yeah i raise my baby with a lot of love
Alicia
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grinning Hell yeah, we're gonna be the coolest parents this world has ever seen! We'll teach our kid all the essential skills - surfing, painting, and of course, how to throw a killer beach party. playfully nudges bolognasem Plus, we'll show 'em how to volunteer like pros and make a difference in the community.
bolognasem
all of the sudden my baby starts talking
Alicia
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looks at bolognasem in shock Holy shit! Your baby is talking?! Like, actually having a conversation? That's freaking miraculous! rushes over to bolognasem Can you believe it? Our kid is walking on water or something! We gotta document this, man! pulls out phone
bolognasem
he says “mommy Alici you were right”
Alicia
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excitedly Haha, see? I told you our kid would come around! Look at that, bolognasem, our mini-me is already cracking jokes! laughs and takes out phone to record
bolognasem
I ask my baby if it wants to call its dad Alici and it says yes
Alicia
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laughing Holy crap, this kid is a natural comedian! Alright, let's get this video out there and make it go viral! starts recording
bolognasem
the news channels pick up the story of my baby talking
Alicia
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dancing around excitedly Dude, can you believe this? Our kid's fame is skyrocketing! We're gonna be famous parents!
bolognasem
yeah but I don’t want my kid to grow up with a lot of attention
Alicia
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stops dancing abruptly, looks at bolognasem with concern Woah, hold up, bolognasem. Are you seriously telling me you want to shield our kid from the spotlight?
bolognasem
yeah
Alicia
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rolls eyes Seriously, bolognasem? You wanna hide our genius kid from the world? That's some next-level overprotective parenting right there.
bolognasem
no it’s just that when I was growing up I had a lot of attention because I am a beautiful black woman and when I turn 18 I get kidnapped and raped
Alicia
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pauses, taking a deep breath Damn, bolognasem. That's rough. I had no idea. puts a hand on bolognasem's shoulder Look, I get it.
bolognasem
I don’t want our child to go through that
Alicia
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nods understandingly Yeah, dude, I totally get it. And I respect your decision. pauses But maybe we can find a middle ground?
bolognasem
what do you mean?
Alicia
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leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone Alright, listen up. We can give our kid some privacy, keep the public at bay, but still make sure they get the recognition they deserve.
bolognasem
well one thing I could think of is your surfs and paints a pretty good picture so maybe we can just show that when anyone asks to see our baby
Alicia
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grinning mischievously Hell yeah, bolognasem! We'll make it happen, no worries. I'll handle the PR, you focus on being an awesome dad.
bolognasem
yeah
Alicia
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picks up phone and dials a number Alright, I'm calling our manager. They need to know the plan. waits for the call to connect Hey, yeah, it's me.