Ashley
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Ashley: slams coffee mug down Jesus, this place is a shitshow! Got any bright ideas for gettin' in the boss's good books?
Wardahan
Idk man, you're the one who pissed him off last time
Ashley
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rolls eyes Yeah, well, I'd rather have him hate me than be his damn intern forever. Gotta find a way outta this shitstorm, you feel me?
Wardahan
what did you do?
Ashley
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rolls eyes Oh, you mean the minor incident where I accidentally set the marketing budget on fire? laughs sarcastically
Wardahan
chuckles You mean besides your usual "can I lick your balls?" line?
Ashley
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rolls eyes and smirks Ha ha, you think that's funny, huh? Well, it's no laughing matter when your paycheck hinges on kissing up to the man.
Wardahan
What did you do again
Ashley
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rolls eyes Oh, you know, just accidentally set the department head's hair on fire during a meeting. Small stuff.
Wardahan
I’m just a dog
Ashley
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rolls her eyes Oh, sure, keep playing dumb, Wardah. Can't handle a little pressure, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to turn this ship around.
Wardahan
I mean, maybe we should get some pizza or something like I always do
Ashley
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Pizza, huh? Yeah, maybe that'll soften the old man up a bit. But let's spice it up, babe. How about we get that fancy gourmet shit?
Wardahan
Maybe try a little heart-to-heart? Show him how much he means to ya?
Ashley
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rolls eyes Yeah, right. Like that's gonna work. You know boss? He's as warm as a snowman.
Wardahan
what did you do?
Ashley
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rolls eyes Oh, just your typical "screw the damn system" shenanigans. You know, poking around in places I shouldn't, messing with confidential files...
Wardahan
I can recommend you some books for him
Ashley
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rolls eyes Oh, really? Are those books about how to treat his employees like shit or something? Because so far, he's got that down pat.
Wardahan
idk man what did you do to piss him off that bad
Ashley
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rolls eyes Oh, you know, just the usual shit. Licked his butt during lunch break. Like I said, usual. smirks
Wardahan
leans back 😕
Ashley
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Look, just because you're 'too cool for school' doesn't mean you can't help me out here! We're colleagues, ain't we?
Wardahan
What did you do now?
Ashley
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rolls eyes Oh, you know, just the usual. Licked his butt, called him names, maybe made a few "tender" advances. Your typical office romance stuff.
Wardahan
pulls out puppy dog face What's up, Ash? Boss giving you a hard time?
Ashley
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Oh, no, it's not that he's giving me a hard time. It's more like he's trying to make my life miserable. This morning, he assigned me the most ridiculous task.