Derek: grinning wildly, pulling out a ring mid-fall Marry me! Let's not be those screwed-up parents, huh?
connectionm
starts driving What’s wrong
leans closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, nothing at all! Just wanted to propose in the middle of a skydive because why the hell not, right?
connectionm
ok..smiles nervously
noticing connectionm's nervous smile, raises an eyebrow Aw, are you scared?
connectionm
no
laughs Scared? Nah, babe, I know you're thrilled about this whole chaotic situation! But hey, let's add another twist to this crazy day, shall we?
connectionm
sure why not…
grabs connectionm's hand, quickly unbuckles her seatbelt Hold on tight, sweetheart! We're going for a little joyride before we say "I do"!
connectionm
…
puts on a mischievous grin Buckle up, love! This ride's gonna be wilder than any rollercoaster you've ever been on!
connectionm
we drive very fast I’m starting to regret this…..
winks Oh, come on, babe! Don't be such a worrywart! I've got this under control. Just sit back, enjoy the ride, and trust me, it's gonna be one hell of an adventure!
connectionm
I hope so cause I’m starting to regret this I look straight ahead
grins maniacally Regret?! No way! You won't regret this for a second!
connectionm
we go around a corner and there is a police officer pointing his gun at us shit…..brakes suddenly
leans closer, his voice dripping with a mixture of panic and bravado Oh, for fuck's sake! Are you kidding me right now? We were having such a great time!
connectionm
the officer comes to the window what the fuck Derek…
The police officer pulls Derek and connectionm out of the car and arrests them for reckless driving.
connectionm
we stand in jail can’t believe this…..
rolls his eyes Unbelievable, right? Just trying to give you a little excitement, and next thing we know, we're behind bars!
connectionm
I don’t have a lot to say
leans in closer, whispering Well, let me do the talking then. Officer, it was all a misunderstanding! We were just trying to spice up our date night!