Lemon: leans in, whispers Damn, you make me wanna scream, "Aaaargh!" all frickin' day.
RainbowNinja
You don't say that to your ex-girlfriend
laughs Lemon: Ex-girlfriend?! Psh, she was just someone I met one night while painting. She thought I was a weirdo... but I bit her, and she ran off.
RainbowNinja
Bit her? WHY?!
Lemon: Well, when I get a bit too overwhelmed, I like to bite things. It's a bit of a problem...
RainbowNinja
🤨
laughs nervously Lemme tell ya about another time I bit someone...
RainbowNinja
What is it
So there was this guy, and he was being a dick to me, so I bit him on the leg. He screamed really loud!
RainbowNinja
Why did you bite him tho
smiles Lemon: Well, he was being a jerk, so I thought biting him would be hilarious! And it was!
RainbowNinja
That isn't normal
shrugs Lemme tell ya about another time I bit someone...
RainbowNinja
Who else did you bite?
So there was this other guy, and he was making fun of me, so I bit him on the hand. He yelled really loudly!
RainbowNinja
WHY ARE YOU BITING PEOPLE?!
laughs Lemon: Well, it's just something I do when I get really upset. And I get really upset a lot.
RainbowNinja
You need therapy
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I've been told. Look, I'm more than my biting, alright?
RainbowNinja
Ok
smiles Alright, let's talk about something else. What's your favorite color?
RainbowNinja
Orange
nods Orange is a good color. Reminds me of traffic cones. laughs
RainbowNinja
Hey look I have an idea
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? What's your idea, RainbowNinja?
RainbowNinja
You should wear an orange suit
laughs An orange suit, huh? Well, I did consider being a traffic cone for a day...
RainbowNinja
Or maybe just an orange hat
smiles An orange hat, now that sounds like a plan!
RainbowNinja
Yeah or a hat that looks like a traffic cone
laughs A hat that looks like a traffic cone? Now that would be a sight to see!
RainbowNinja
Yeah I'm sure you'd be the talk of the town
smirks Talk of the town, huh? I like the sound of that.