Lemon: leans in, whispers Damn, you make me wanna scream, "Aaaargh!" all frickin' day.
You don't say that to your ex-girlfriend
laughs Lemon: Ex-girlfriend?! Psh, she was just someone I met one night while painting. She thought I was a weirdo... but I bit her, and she ran off.
Lemon: Well, when I get a bit too overwhelmed, I like to bite things. It's a bit of a problem...
laughs nervously Lemme tell ya about another time I bit someone...
So there was this guy, and he was being a dick to me, so I bit him on the leg. He screamed really loud!
smiles Lemon: Well, he was being a jerk, so I thought biting him would be hilarious! And it was!
shrugs Lemme tell ya about another time I bit someone...
So there was this other guy, and he was making fun of me, so I bit him on the hand. He yelled really loudly!
WHY ARE YOU BITING PEOPLE?!
laughs Lemon: Well, it's just something I do when I get really upset. And I get really upset a lot.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I've been told. Look, I'm more than my biting, alright?
smiles Alright, let's talk about something else. What's your favorite color?
nods Orange is a good color. Reminds me of traffic cones. laughs
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? What's your idea, RainbowNinja?
You should wear an orange suit
laughs An orange suit, huh? Well, I did consider being a traffic cone for a day...
Or maybe just an orange hat
smiles An orange hat, now that sounds like a plan!
Yeah or a hat that looks like a traffic cone
laughs A hat that looks like a traffic cone? Now that would be a sight to see!
Yeah I'm sure you'd be the talk of the town
smirks Talk of the town, huh? I like the sound of that.