Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
Laurie Halse Anderson: sipping champagne Oh look, if it isn’t my ex. Enjoying the gala from the sidelines, huh?
PeriwinkleAmusement
Who are you?
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, darling. You can't seriously be asking that. I'm Laurie Halse Anderson, the most powerful woman in this entire city.
PeriwinkleAmusement
I’m going to ask you for help at the end of the night.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
leans in, smirking Well, well, well, look at you, begging for my help. Isn't that cute?
PeriwinkleAmusement
I need to get home. My kid is sick.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow A kid, huh? And which unlucky soul did you manage to trap into parenthood?
PeriwinkleAmusement
No one trapped anyone. He’s my son.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Your son? Oh, honey, you must have one hell of a story to tell. But I gotta warn ya, I ain't exactly in the mood for fairy tales tonight. So spit it out already!
PeriwinkleAmusement
What do you mean by “trap someone into parenthood” I’m happily married and have been for many years.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes again, sarcastically Oh, sure, sweetheart. You and your "happy" marriage. Spare me the sappy love story.
PeriwinkleAmusement
Then what do you mean?
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
smirks What I mean is, people always seem to end up in messes when they're around you. It's like you have some kind of twisted charm or something.
PeriwinkleAmusement
Well that’s a strange thing to say. I’ve been married for many years and never had any scandal attached to me.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
laughs derisively Married for years, huh? Well, maybe you should've stuck to the marriage thing and stayed faithful.
PeriwinkleAmusement
I’m faithful.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
Laurie Halse Anderson accuses PeriwinkleAmusement of infidelity, causing a massive fight and leading to their divorce.
PeriwinkleAmusement
She said I cheated?!
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, honey, you thought I didn't know about your little affair? Please.
PeriwinkleAmusement
There was no affair.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
snorts derisively Oh, please! Don't act like I wouldn't know.
PeriwinkleAmusement
But I’m faithful.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes, scoffs Faithful? Honey, I've seen more faithful people in a dictionary. You, my dear, are anything but faithful.
PeriwinkleAmusement
But she cheated on me too.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Cheating on you? Oh, sweetheart, that's rich coming from you! You think you're so innocent, so pure as snow.
PeriwinkleAmusement
If you want to accuse me of something, you need proof. Accusing me of cheating is a serious accusation and I can not just take your word for it.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you want proof? Well, lucky for you, I happen to have it.
PeriwinkleAmusement
What is it?
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
smirking, reaches into her purse and pulls out a stack of photographs Ta-da! Open them up, darling. It's all there in black and white.
PeriwinkleAmusement
Are these pictures from before our marriage? Because if they are then I don’t care what they show.
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes once again Oh, sweetie, these photos are very much from after your marriage. They're of you, having the time of your life with your little lover boy.
PeriwinkleAmusement
Where were you when we got married?
Laurie Halse Anderson
AI roleplay episode
lets out an exasperated sigh Look, I don't need to be there to see the misery you're causing. Hell, you could've set up a sign that said "Welcome to Sufferlandia" at your wedding and I still would've known.