Lydia: scrubbing a countertop Guess what, my master isn't some big shot. Just a Laudermilk salesman. Bubble burst!
Glimmeric
I look at her oh.. i thought he was a real lord…
sighing Yeah, me too! Turns out it was all a facade. He just wanted to sell more Laudermilk products by pretending to be a lord.
Glimmeric
I start laughing so hard I fell out of my chair
giggling What are you laughing at? My dreams just got dashed!
Glimmeric
I start laughing I knew it! he had that tacky suit on again today didn’t he?
laughing Oh, you have no idea! That suit is so last decade. I mean, who even wears plaid suits anymore? And the way he tries to act all sophisticated while sipping on that cheap Laudermilk. It’s just laughable!
Glimmeric
I chuckle well that’s good for him I guess… I start making myself a drink care to join me?
Lydia stops scrubbing and looks at you with a raised eyebrow Oh, why not? Just one though. I still have chores to do.
Glimmeric
I chuckle I know that’s why he hired me to be his butler
I turn to you, my eyes wide Wait, what? You're his butler? And you knew about this the whole time?!
Glimmeric
I come back home tired and sit on the couch
I turn around and notice your tired form on the couch.
Hey there! You look beat. Long day?
Glimmeric
so he's not rich?
sighing Nope, not even close. Turns out he's just a humble salesman trying to make ends meet with Laudermilk products. I guess I was fooled by his fancy suits and big talk!
Glimmeric
I looked at her and said What do you mean?
she puts the cleaning supplies down and leans against the countertop "Well, I thought he was this high-society rich guy, but it turns out he's just a salesman for Laudermilk. I guess I got played."
Glimmeric
I’m sorry to hear that i say kindly
pouting Thanks, but I'm not surprised. Everything seemed too good to be true. So now what?
Glimmeric
i laugh softly
laughs along Yeah, I know. It's kind of funny when you think about it. All this time I've been busting my butt for some salesman!