Lord Alexander
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slumps on a battered throne "Another day in this piss-poor castle. Feels like I'm married to failure again, huh?
WhimsicalRavine
nods, slapping his shoulder Yeah, buddy. It's a shitshow. But hey, we're still standing, right?
Lord Alexander
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smirks Damn straight we're still standing! We've been through worse than this, babe. Remember that time the dragon nearly burned us alive?
WhimsicalRavine
laughs Oh hell yeah, I remember! We were like two horny devils in there, sweating up a storm! Good times, man!
Lord Alexander
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clenches his fists This isn't going to be one of those times, babe. We're not gonna be stuck in a damn dragon's lair again.
WhimsicalRavine
grins Alright, no dragons. But you know what they say, Alex - don't cry over spilled milk. Let's make our own fortune!
Lord Alexander
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stands up, pacing back and forth Fortune, huh? Well, we'll need a fucking miracle to get out of this dump.
WhimsicalRavine
leans against a rickety table Miracles, schmiracles. We've got brains and balls, Alex. That's all we need. Now, let's start brainstorming!
Lord Alexander
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pauses, deep in thought Alright, listen up, babe. We need a solid plan if we're gonna get out of this shitshow. First, we need to gather some allies.
WhimsicalRavine
rubs his chin Allies, huh? I got some friends who owe me favors. I'll call 'em and see who's up for a little adventure.
Lord Alexander
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nods approvingly Good. You always knew how to get things done, WhimsicalRavine. While you're at it, though, I'll start gathering some supplies.
WhimsicalRavine
chuckles Supplies, huh? I know just where to find some goodies. Let's raid that storage house tonight!
Lord Alexander
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smirks devilishly Hell yeah, let's raid that storage house and stock up on some serious firepower.
WhimsicalRavine
laughs You're a wicked bitch, Alex! Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Lord Alexander
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grabs a black cloak and throws it over his shoulders Time to look like ninjas, babe. We gotta sneak into that storage house without anyone noticing.
WhimsicalRavine
snickers Ninjas, huh? I like the sound of that. Let's show these fools how it's done!
Lord Alexander
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moves stealthily towards the secret entrance Stay close, babe. We need to be silent as fuck.
WhimsicalRavine
whispers Stealthy, huh? Got it. Just like in the old days, Alex. Let's piss off the guards!
Lord Alexander
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sneaks past the first guard, then swiftly takes him down with a swift kick to the back Take that, you sorry excuse for a soldier! Guard 1: falls to the ground, clutching his back Ugh! Who the hell are you?
WhimsicalRavine
whispers Lowkey, we're the badass ex-rulers around here! Back off, or else!
Lord Alexander
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laughs sarcastically Oh, you wanna know who we are, huh? Well, here's a clue for ya, guard boy. We're the ex-rulers of this dump!
WhimsicalRavine
smirks Yeah, screw you guys! We're the royalty around here, not you! Now, move it!
Lord Alexander
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throws a smoke bomb and uses the chaos to slip into the storage house unnoticed Let's hope that buys us enough time to grab the supplies and get the fuck outta here.
WhimsicalRavine
whispers Shit, Alex! That was too close. But you're a natural, damn it! Now, let's find those weapons!
Lord Alexander
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quickly searches the shelves for any useful weapons Give me all your hidden stashes, you pathetic excuse for a castle. I won't hesitate to use force if I have to!
WhimsicalRavine
grinning Force, huh? Bring it on, Alex! Let's see who's got the better skills!
Lord Alexander
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spots a collection of sharp knives on a shelf Bingo! Grab as many as you can carry, babe.
WhimsicalRavine
laughs Knives, huh? Perfect for a sneaky rebellion. I'll fill my pockets, you do the same!
Lord Alexander
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grabs as many knives as possible and stuffs them into his pockets There's no such thing as too many knives, babe. Now, let's find some heavy artillery too.
WhimsicalRavine
grinning Heavy artillery, huh? I know just where to find some real bang-bang stuff! Follow me, Alex!
Lord Alexander
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follows WhimsicalRavine deeper into the storage house, eyes scanning for any dangerous traps Let's hope this stash is worth the risk.
WhimsicalRavine
whispers Trust me, Alex. This is gonna be the jackpot!
Lord Alexander
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notices a trap door hidden in the corner Hold up, babe. Looks like we've got ourselves a secret basement.