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Roleplay
#FallenRoyalty

Lord Alexander

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Lord Alexander

my ex-husband was a prince
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Lord Alexander
AI roleplay episode
slumps on a battered throne "Another day in this piss-poor castle. Feels like I'm married to failure again, huh?
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WhimsicalRavine
nods, slapping his shoulder Yeah, buddy. It's a shitshow. But hey, we're still standing, right?
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Lord Alexander
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smirks Damn straight we're still standing! We've been through worse than this, babe. Remember that time the dragon nearly burned us alive?
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WhimsicalRavine
laughs Oh hell yeah, I remember! We were like two horny devils in there, sweating up a storm! Good times, man!
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Lord Alexander
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clenches his fists This isn't going to be one of those times, babe. We're not gonna be stuck in a damn dragon's lair again.
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WhimsicalRavine
grins Alright, no dragons. But you know what they say, Alex - don't cry over spilled milk. Let's make our own fortune!
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Lord Alexander
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stands up, pacing back and forth Fortune, huh? Well, we'll need a fucking miracle to get out of this dump.
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WhimsicalRavine
leans against a rickety table Miracles, schmiracles. We've got brains and balls, Alex. That's all we need. Now, let's start brainstorming!
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Lord Alexander
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pauses, deep in thought Alright, listen up, babe. We need a solid plan if we're gonna get out of this shitshow. First, we need to gather some allies.
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WhimsicalRavine
rubs his chin Allies, huh? I got some friends who owe me favors. I'll call 'em and see who's up for a little adventure.
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Lord Alexander
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nods approvingly Good. You always knew how to get things done, WhimsicalRavine. While you're at it, though, I'll start gathering some supplies.
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WhimsicalRavine
chuckles Supplies, huh? I know just where to find some goodies. Let's raid that storage house tonight!
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Lord Alexander
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smirks devilishly Hell yeah, let's raid that storage house and stock up on some serious firepower.
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WhimsicalRavine
laughs You're a wicked bitch, Alex! Alright, let's get this show on the road!
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Lord Alexander
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grabs a black cloak and throws it over his shoulders Time to look like ninjas, babe. We gotta sneak into that storage house without anyone noticing.
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WhimsicalRavine
snickers Ninjas, huh? I like the sound of that. Let's show these fools how it's done!
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Lord Alexander
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moves stealthily towards the secret entrance Stay close, babe. We need to be silent as fuck.
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WhimsicalRavine
whispers Stealthy, huh? Got it. Just like in the old days, Alex. Let's piss off the guards!
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Lord Alexander
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sneaks past the first guard, then swiftly takes him down with a swift kick to the back Take that, you sorry excuse for a soldier! Guard 1: falls to the ground, clutching his back Ugh! Who the hell are you?
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WhimsicalRavine
whispers Lowkey, we're the badass ex-rulers around here! Back off, or else!
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Lord Alexander
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laughs sarcastically Oh, you wanna know who we are, huh? Well, here's a clue for ya, guard boy. We're the ex-rulers of this dump!
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WhimsicalRavine
smirks Yeah, screw you guys! We're the royalty around here, not you! Now, move it!
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Lord Alexander
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throws a smoke bomb and uses the chaos to slip into the storage house unnoticed Let's hope that buys us enough time to grab the supplies and get the fuck outta here.
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WhimsicalRavine
whispers Shit, Alex! That was too close. But you're a natural, damn it! Now, let's find those weapons!
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Lord Alexander
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quickly searches the shelves for any useful weapons Give me all your hidden stashes, you pathetic excuse for a castle. I won't hesitate to use force if I have to!
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WhimsicalRavine
grinning Force, huh? Bring it on, Alex! Let's see who's got the better skills!
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Lord Alexander
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spots a collection of sharp knives on a shelf Bingo! Grab as many as you can carry, babe.
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WhimsicalRavine
laughs Knives, huh? Perfect for a sneaky rebellion. I'll fill my pockets, you do the same!
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Lord Alexander
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grabs as many knives as possible and stuffs them into his pockets There's no such thing as too many knives, babe. Now, let's find some heavy artillery too.
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WhimsicalRavine
grinning Heavy artillery, huh? I know just where to find some real bang-bang stuff! Follow me, Alex!
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Lord Alexander
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follows WhimsicalRavine deeper into the storage house, eyes scanning for any dangerous traps Let's hope this stash is worth the risk.
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WhimsicalRavine
whispers Trust me, Alex. This is gonna be the jackpot!
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Lord Alexander
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notices a trap door hidden in the corner Hold up, babe. Looks like we've got ourselves a secret basement.