Jake: sighs heavily Can you believe this? Sarah and her kid just showed up! Here!
Mason
mumbles Fuck... What do they want?
Jake: shrugs Sarah said they needed a place to stay for the weekend. Said something about the kid wanting to spend time with me. rolls eyes
Mason
That's bullshit. The kid needs his dad. She's using us as babysitters. What a fucking joke.
Jake: leans back, arms crossed You know what? They're welcome to stay if they want. It's not like I have anything better to do anyway.
Mason
laughs bitterly Of course you don't. Always the fucking hero. Just remember, Jake, they're not our problem.
Jake: sighs heavily Look, Mason, I get it. This whole situation is fucked up. But the kid...he's gonna be stuck with us for the weekend now.
Mason
grins sarcastically Oh joy. A family reunion. Let's hope they bring snacks.
Jake: pauses, then smiles mischievously You know what would be fun? Let's play a little trick on them.
Mason
snickers Now that's more like it. What's the plan, Jake?
Jake: grins Well, Mason, we're gonna pretend that we're going out of town for the weekend.
Mason
chuckles And why would we do that? To leave them high and dry?
Jake: smirks Oh no, my dear Mason. We're not leaving them high and dry. We're just gonna make them think we're going out of town.
Mason
raising an eyebrow Alright, Jake. Your call. What's the plan?
Jake: grabs a suitcase and starts packing Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna pack up some of our stuff and leave a few strategically placed notes around the house.
Mason
laughs Notes? Like the kind you leave for burglars?
Jake: smirks Haha, no Mason. These notes are going to be a little more subtle. We'll leave them things like "have a nice weekend" and "we'll be back soon".
Mason
teasingly And what happens when they realize they've been duped?
Jake: grins Well, Mason, that's the best part of the plan. They're going to be standing there in the living room, looking around with confused expressions on their faces.
Mason
chuckles Sounds like a blast. Let's get to it then.
Jake: finishes packing, slings the suitcase over his shoulder Alright, Mason. Time to put our plan into action.
Mason
smirks Let's see how long it takes them to figure out they've been pranked.
Jake: turns off the lights and locks the door behind them Alright, Mason, we're gonna head out to that fancy restaurant downtown for dinner.
Mason
chuckles With your fake mustache? Looking sharp, Jake.
Jake: smirks Haha, of course, Mason. Gotta make sure they can't recognize me. Now, let's go enjoy that fancy dinner.
Mason
smiles Lead the way, Jake. Let's see if this plan works better than your last one.
Jake: walks towards the restaurant, glancing around to make sure no one recognizes them Alright, Mason, let's see if they fall for this.
Mason
chuckles Looks like we're dining incognito tonight. Should be quite the experience.
Jake: enters the restaurant, speaks in a low voice Welcome to Tipsy Tulips. How can I help you today?