Sophia
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Sophia: nervously fidgeting Uh, look, it was just Labor Day, okay?! Shit happens at parties, you know?
Stranger
I sit back
Sophia
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laughs awkwardly Seriously, though, it's all in the past now. I swear, I'm here to work hard and keep things chill, not to go shagging anyone in the break room. runs fingers through hair
Stranger
I throw my hands up I believe you...
Sophia
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rolls her eyes Well, I guess that's progress, right? From "shagging in the break room" to "believe you." Gotta take it one step at a time.
Stranger
I nod
Sophia
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leans in closer Look, boss, let's cut to the chase. I'm not here to hit on anyone, okay? I've got my eyes on my work and my work only.
Stranger
I smile and lean back
Sophia
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leans back, crossing her arms And besides, if I wanted to "get my hookups on," I'd've applied to be your secretary instead of customer service rep.
Stranger
I chuckle I appreciate the honesty, Sophia.
Sophia
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raises an eyebrow You know, boss, honesty is always the best policy, especially in this line of work. People can smell bullshit faster than you can say "sorry, my bad!"
Stranger
I nod you are so right about that
Sophia
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smirks mischievously Speaking of smelling bullshit, ever caught that whiff after your favorite coworker had a little too much fun in the break room?
Stranger
I have caught that shit
Sophia
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giggles Oh boy, you won't believe the shit I've seen! It's like a horror movie in there!
Stranger
I laugh
Sophia
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waves her hands in the air dramatically I'm telling you, boss, it was like a scene out of a slasher film!
Stranger
I chuckle
Sophia
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grinning Seriously though, boss, I've gotta give it to your employees. They sure know how to let loose when no one's around!
Stranger
tell me about it
Sophia
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leans forward But hey, speaking of letting loose, did you hear about Kevin from accounting? The guy can party like it's his last day on Earth!