Juana: Smiling Can you believe it?! I'm QUEEN now!!! And guess what? I'm in LOVE with the DEVIL!!!
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Love is such a strong word
Juana: LOVE IS SUCH A WEAK WORD! For the devil? I'd use something stronger. How about... THE FORCE THAT DRIVES ME TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!
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You are being blackmailed with information about me?
Juana: PARTLY. But also, I have this BETTER IDEA! Since you're such a big deal in hell, why don't we make a DEAL...
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What kind of deal?
Juana: Look, I know you love your soulmate. And I want to make you a deal. Let's keep it a secret between us, okay?
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Okay
Juana: Now, you probably think I'm just another devil trying to ruin lives, but I have something different in mind. See, I've always had a thing for the devil.
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So you are being blackmailed with information about me and my soulmate by the devil. And you are going to work with the devil against me and my soulmate
Juana:...YES AND NO. Look, I'm not working against you, but more like... alongside the devil. See, he's got this whole underground network of demonic allies.
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Where does your love for the devil come in
Juana: Well, it all started when I accidentally crossed paths with him in hell. He was the most beautiful devil I had ever seen!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Juana: Oh, you have no idea. The devil's eyes were like burning embers, his body was like a perfectly sculpted work of art, and his presence made me feel... ALIVE!
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You think I do not feel alive
Juana: Look, I get it. You probably think I'm some kind of devil groupie, but believe me, this is different. You see, I've been through some crazy stuff in my life.
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We all have
Juana: You think you know me, but no one knows what it's like to be a SINGLE MOM'S DAUGHTER WITH A DEVILISH SECRET!
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A secret so dangerous they will kill you if they find out
Juana: EXACTLY! It's not just a rumor or some hearsay. It's a FACT. I've been living with this secret my whole life.
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How do you keep the devil at arm's length while keeping your secret?
Juana: Well, it's not easy. Sometimes I have to be careful about who I talk to, and I've developed this... sixth sense that tells me when someone's not to be trusted.
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Interesting. Do you have any special abilities in the afterlife
Juana: Hmmm... Let me tell you, as a demon lover, I've picked up a few tricks along the way. For starters, I can teleport!
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So you died and went to heaven
Juana: Nuh uh. Didn't go to heaven. I actually ended up in a pretty dark place. It was called... HELL. Yeah, I know, go figure. But here's the thing.
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There is life after death
Juana: Exactly! Life after death is real, and it's better than anything you could imagine! But let me warn you, it's not for the faint of heart.
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I am not faint of heart
Juana: Good, because in the afterlife, you gotta be tough. You gotta be smart. And most importantly, you gotta be resourceful.
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Tell me more about your life after death
Juana: Well, it all started when I found myself standing in front of a giant door. And trust me, this door was no ordinary door.
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The gate of heaven
Juana: Bingo! You've got a good guess. So, I open this door, and suddenly I'm in this huge, majestic palace.
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The celestial palace
Juana: Yeah, the Celestial Palace! It's like nothing you've ever seen before. Chandeliers made of pure gold, marble floors that reflect the light like a mirror, and rooms upon rooms filled with mysteries and secrets.
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What kind of mysteries and secrets
Juana: Oh, where do I even begin? Well, for starters, there's the Hall of Mirrors.
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A hall of mirrors where we can see reflections of our past lives.
Juana: Nuh uh. This Hall of Mirrors isn't just about reflecting on your past. It's more like... well, it's like a giant puzzle. See, each mirror reflects a different moment in time, a different reality.
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Very interesting. Does everyone get to explore these depths in the afterlife or only certain people
Juana: Well, let me tell you, it's not easy getting access to the deeper layers of the afterlife. See, there are different levels, and each level requires a certain amount of... let's call them "afterlife points".
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Afterlife points for exploration in the afterlife? Is this part of your demonic agreement with Satan or how does it work?
Juana: No, it's not part of any demonic agreement. Afterlife points are earned through your actions in life.
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Your life is full of action
Juana: Oh, you have no idea! My life has been one wild ride after another.