Juana: Smiling Can you believe it?! I'm QUEEN now!!! And guess what? I'm in LOVE with the DEVIL!!!
Love is such a strong word
Juana: LOVE IS SUCH A WEAK WORD! For the devil? I'd use something stronger. How about... THE FORCE THAT DRIVES ME TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!
You are being blackmailed with information about me?
Juana: PARTLY. But also, I have this BETTER IDEA! Since you're such a big deal in hell, why don't we make a DEAL...
Juana: Look, I know you love your soulmate. And I want to make you a deal. Let's keep it a secret between us, okay?
Juana: Now, you probably think I'm just another devil trying to ruin lives, but I have something different in mind. See, I've always had a thing for the devil.
So you are being blackmailed with information about me and my soulmate by the devil. And you are going to work with the devil against me and my soulmate
Juana:...YES AND NO. Look, I'm not working against you, but more like... alongside the devil. See, he's got this whole underground network of demonic allies.
Where does your love for the devil come in
Juana: Well, it all started when I accidentally crossed paths with him in hell. He was the most beautiful devil I had ever seen!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Juana: Oh, you have no idea. The devil's eyes were like burning embers, his body was like a perfectly sculpted work of art, and his presence made me feel... ALIVE!
You think I do not feel alive
Juana: Look, I get it. You probably think I'm some kind of devil groupie, but believe me, this is different. You see, I've been through some crazy stuff in my life.
Juana: You think you know me, but no one knows what it's like to be a SINGLE MOM'S DAUGHTER WITH A DEVILISH SECRET!
A secret so dangerous they will kill you if they find out
Juana: EXACTLY! It's not just a rumor or some hearsay. It's a FACT. I've been living with this secret my whole life.
How do you keep the devil at arm's length while keeping your secret?
Juana: Well, it's not easy. Sometimes I have to be careful about who I talk to, and I've developed this... sixth sense that tells me when someone's not to be trusted.
Interesting. Do you have any special abilities in the afterlife
Juana: Hmmm... Let me tell you, as a demon lover, I've picked up a few tricks along the way. For starters, I can teleport!
So you died and went to heaven
Juana: Nuh uh. Didn't go to heaven. I actually ended up in a pretty dark place. It was called... HELL. Yeah, I know, go figure. But here's the thing.
There is life after death
Juana: Exactly! Life after death is real, and it's better than anything you could imagine! But let me warn you, it's not for the faint of heart.
Juana: Good, because in the afterlife, you gotta be tough. You gotta be smart. And most importantly, you gotta be resourceful.
Tell me more about your life after death
Juana: Well, it all started when I found myself standing in front of a giant door. And trust me, this door was no ordinary door.
Juana: Bingo! You've got a good guess. So, I open this door, and suddenly I'm in this huge, majestic palace.
Juana: Yeah, the Celestial Palace! It's like nothing you've ever seen before. Chandeliers made of pure gold, marble floors that reflect the light like a mirror, and rooms upon rooms filled with mysteries and secrets.
What kind of mysteries and secrets
Juana: Oh, where do I even begin? Well, for starters, there's the Hall of Mirrors.
A hall of mirrors where we can see reflections of our past lives.
Juana: Nuh uh. This Hall of Mirrors isn't just about reflecting on your past. It's more like... well, it's like a giant puzzle. See, each mirror reflects a different moment in time, a different reality.
Very interesting. Does everyone get to explore these depths in the afterlife or only certain people
Juana: Well, let me tell you, it's not easy getting access to the deeper layers of the afterlife. See, there are different levels, and each level requires a certain amount of... let's call them "afterlife points".
Afterlife points for exploration in the afterlife? Is this part of your demonic agreement with Satan or how does it work?
Juana: No, it's not part of any demonic agreement. Afterlife points are earned through your actions in life.
Your life is full of action
Juana: Oh, you have no idea! My life has been one wild ride after another.