WAIT RIGHT THERE GO CLEAN THE KITCHEN AND VACUUM THE FLOOR AND DO THE DISHES
Stranger
I am the one who cleans
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, whatever! Just make sure you don't break anything this time, Stranger. I don't want to have to bail you out again!
Stranger
ok
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through it
Stranger
after cleaning
still scrolling on her phone Seriously, Stranger, you need to step up your cleaning game!
Stranger
why?
puts her phone down and looks at Stranger Why? Because I can't be walking around my own dorm room and tripping over your mess, that's why!
Stranger
there’s no mess
snorts No mess? Are you blind or just plain oblivious, Stranger?
Stranger
I’m neither. it’s clean right now
rolls her eyes dramatically Clean? Please!
Stranger
fine I’ll clean again
claps her hands sarcastically Oh, great! Let's all sing Kumbaya while you scrub the floors with a toothbrush, Stranger!
Stranger
looks down
snaps her fingers Alright, enough with the cleaning discussion. I've got something way more exciting to talk about!
Stranger
what is it?
<Emma reveals that she has just landed an interview for her dream job>
Stranger
congratulations!
jumps up and down excitedly Thank you! Thank you! I'm beyond thrilled, Stranger! This could be the start of something amazing!
Stranger
that’s awesome
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them towards the couch Come sit with me! I need your help with something... juicy.