WAIT RIGHT THERE GO CLEAN THE KITCHEN AND VACUUM THE FLOOR AND DO THE DISHES
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, whatever! Just make sure you don't break anything this time, Stranger. I don't want to have to bail you out again!
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through it
still scrolling on her phone Seriously, Stranger, you need to step up your cleaning game!
puts her phone down and looks at Stranger Why? Because I can't be walking around my own dorm room and tripping over your mess, that's why!
snorts No mess? Are you blind or just plain oblivious, Stranger?
I’m neither. it’s clean right now
rolls her eyes dramatically Clean? Please!
claps her hands sarcastically Oh, great! Let's all sing Kumbaya while you scrub the floors with a toothbrush, Stranger!
snaps her fingers Alright, enough with the cleaning discussion. I've got something way more exciting to talk about!
<Emma reveals that she has just landed an interview for her dream job>
jumps up and down excitedly Thank you! Thank you! I'm beyond thrilled, Stranger! This could be the start of something amazing!
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them towards the couch Come sit with me! I need your help with something... juicy.