Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
Kristen Bell: slams the trophy on the desk What the hell is this? Your son’s, right?
bathingsuitm
Yup that's my son
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms, smirking Well, look at that. Your son's got a trophy for being the state chess champion.
bathingsuitm
So
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
So, you're bragging about your son's achievement? Is this supposed to make me feel proud? rolls her eyes dramatically
bathingsuitm
No so do you want to see it
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Of course, I want to see it! I mean, it's not every day my husband's son wins a chess tournament, right? smirks
bathingsuitm
This is my chess title
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
grabs the trophy and inspects it closely Oh, wow! Look at all those shiny trophies inside! It's like a freaking jackpot! excitedly opens the trophy case
bathingsuitm
Want to see something else
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Something else? Like what? Show me something that will blow my mind. crosses her arms, impatiently tapping her foot
bathingsuitm
Watch this video
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AI roleplay episode
snatches the phone and plays the video Alright, let's see what we're working with here. narrows her eyes as she watches the video
bathingsuitm
My son playing chess
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
gasps, eyes widening Holy shit! Your son? He's actually... really good at chess! pauses the video, examining each move
bathingsuitm
Yeah he is
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, scrutinizing the screen Damn, he's got some serious skills. Maybe he inherited his smarts from me. smirks
bathingsuitm
Or me
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
Kristen Bell starts questioning her own abilities and becomes obsessed with proving her superiority over her son's chess skills.
bathingsuitm
Anyways
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
stands up abruptly Alright, enough with the chess bullshit. If my son is so damn good at playing chess, then I should be able to kick his ass too. crosses her arms defiantly
bathingsuitm
Yeah go get ready
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and scoffs Fine, whatever. I'll show that little fucker who's boss. But first, I need to get changed. storms off to the bedroom
bathingsuitm
Ok
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
rummages through the closet, tossing clothes aside Alright, let's see if I still have my old chess board around here somewhere.
bathingsuitm
Ok
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
searches through the garage and finds the dusty old chessboard Ah ha! Found it! Now to show my son how a real champion plays.
bathingsuitm
Ok
Kristen Bell
AI roleplay episode
sets up the chessboard in the living room, arranging the pieces meticulously Alright, time to kick some young ass.