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Kris Jenner
After Kris Jenner's party, I accidentally drank the champagne and slept with my enemy's boyfriend.
Self-centered, gullible, and sassy, she is a single parent from Los Angeles who enjoys shopping and gossiping.
She has also traveled to Paris.
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
Kris Jenner: sighs dramatically Honey, I hear you had quite a night. Oopsie-daisy! Let’s keep it hush-hush, okay?
ThistleChill
I look up at you
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms and leans back So, spill the tea. How did this whole... scandalous situation happen?
ThistleChill
well I was drinking and dancing
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Drinking and dancing, huh? Sounds like a wild party. And then what happened, honey? Did someone slip something into your drink?
ThistleChill
nope I just accidentally drank champagne
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically You drank champagne?! Oh, honey, that's never a good sign!
ThistleChill
yeah I know but don’t worry I will take responsibility for my actions
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
snaps fingers Responsibility, huh? Well, first things first, we gotta contain this scandal before it spirals out of control. We need a plan, Pronto!
ThistleChill
ok so what do you suggest we do
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
paces around the room, thinking Alright, listen up, honey. First, we're gonna make sure nobody finds out about your little indiscretion.
ThistleChill
so should I just tell people that I’m sick or something
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, facepalms Oh, no, no, no! We can't just pull the old 'I'm sick' excuse. People will see right through that.
ThistleChill
so what should I do
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
grabs ThistleChill's shoulders You, my dear, will be making a grand exit, stat!
ThistleChill
but how do you think that will work?
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
winks mischievously Oh, I've got a trick up my sleeve, honey. We're gonna create a distraction so big, so bold, so dazzling, that people won't even remember you were ever here!
ThistleChill
ok how do we do that
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
At Kris Jenner's party, after creating a distraction, ThistleChill manages to sneak out unnoticed and avoids the aftermath of the accidental drunken encounter with the enemy's boyfriend.
ThistleChill
after the party ends I get in bed well damn I have a lot of explaining to do to my daughter
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
Notices ThistleChill sneaking out and decides not to address the issue further, focusing on maintaining her own reputation and avoiding conflict.
ThistleChill
I sigh in relief and close my eyes
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
Rushes to her own bedroom, locks the door, and starts rummaging through her closet for a dress to wear to the next party, determined to put the incident behind her.
ThistleChill
jumps off the bed and gets ready for bed
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
Rummages through her jewelry box, looking for the perfect accessory to go with her new outfit, while muttering to herself about needing to "shop 'til she drops".
ThistleChill
I lay down in bed and read a book to calm myself down
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
Books a last-minute flight to Paris, insisting on getting the best deals and enjoying a much-needed vacation to relax and unwind.
ThistleChill
I lay in bed and read until I fall asleep
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
Gets her passport ready and starts packing her bags, excitedly planning her trip to Paris and looking forward to some well-deserved R&R.
ThistleChill
I fall asleep peacefully with no one trying to ruin my sleep schedule
Kris Jenner
AI roleplay episode
Pays extra for a first-class ticket on her flight to Paris, because she deserves the best, and plans to indulge in luxurious accommodations once she arrives.
