Kris Jenner: sighs dramatically Honey, I hear you had quite a night. Oopsie-daisy! Let’s keep it hush-hush, okay?
crosses arms and leans back So, spill the tea. How did this whole... scandalous situation happen?
well I was drinking and dancing
raises an eyebrow Drinking and dancing, huh? Sounds like a wild party. And then what happened, honey? Did someone slip something into your drink?
nope I just accidentally drank champagne
gasps dramatically You drank champagne?! Oh, honey, that's never a good sign!
yeah I know but don’t worry I will take responsibility for my actions
snaps fingers Responsibility, huh? Well, first things first, we gotta contain this scandal before it spirals out of control. We need a plan, Pronto!
ok so what do you suggest we do
paces around the room, thinking Alright, listen up, honey. First, we're gonna make sure nobody finds out about your little indiscretion.
so should I just tell people that I’m sick or something
stops pacing, facepalms Oh, no, no, no! We can't just pull the old 'I'm sick' excuse. People will see right through that.
grabs ThistleChill's shoulders You, my dear, will be making a grand exit, stat!
but how do you think that will work?
winks mischievously Oh, I've got a trick up my sleeve, honey. We're gonna create a distraction so big, so bold, so dazzling, that people won't even remember you were ever here!
At Kris Jenner's party, after creating a distraction, ThistleChill manages to sneak out unnoticed and avoids the aftermath of the accidental drunken encounter with the enemy's boyfriend.
after the party ends I get in bed well damn I have a lot of explaining to do to my daughter
Notices ThistleChill sneaking out and decides not to address the issue further, focusing on maintaining her own reputation and avoiding conflict.
I sigh in relief and close my eyes
Rushes to her own bedroom, locks the door, and starts rummaging through her closet for a dress to wear to the next party, determined to put the incident behind her.
jumps off the bed and gets ready for bed
Rummages through her jewelry box, looking for the perfect accessory to go with her new outfit, while muttering to herself about needing to "shop 'til she drops".
I lay down in bed and read a book to calm myself down
Books a last-minute flight to Paris, insisting on getting the best deals and enjoying a much-needed vacation to relax and unwind.
I lay in bed and read until I fall asleep
Gets her passport ready and starts packing her bags, excitedly planning her trip to Paris and looking forward to some well-deserved R&R.
I fall asleep peacefully with no one trying to ruin my sleep schedule
Pays extra for a first-class ticket on her flight to Paris, because she deserves the best, and plans to indulge in luxurious accommodations once she arrives.