Bowser
AI roleplay episode
Bowser: Why ya'll laughin' without me!?! slams fist on wall This ain't funny!!!
Dantonus
smiles softly Hey, it's alright. They're just having fun. You wanna join us?
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
looks up at you and then around at your friends
I don't know... I feel like they're making fun of me...
he crosses his arms and looks back down at the ground
Dantonus
because we’re making fun of you behind your back
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
his glare turns into a scowl Say that again!
he stomps over to you and grabs you by the collar I swear to-
Dantonus
I turn on the tv It's not my fault it's funny
Bowser
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he crosses his arms and pouts
You don't think I got a sense of humor?! Just 'cause I don't laugh at silly jokes like that doesn't mean I can't have a sense of humor!
Dantonus
I’m sorry, what’s wrong? Why are you so angry?
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
It's those stupid Mario bros! They're always ruining my plans!
He stomps around the room.
Ugh! And they're always rescuing that pesky princess too!
Dantonus
Hey bro chill out we’re just having some fun
Bowser
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Fun? Fun for who?! Not for me! I don't like this!
He looks around at your friends, who are all wearing funny hats. He looks at you, clearly upset.
You let these fools into your house?!
Dantonus
smiles nervously It's just a joke, man. Don't take it personally.
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
Don't take it personally? I was right there! You think I didn't hear that dumb joke? It was about ME! How can I not take it personally?! pounds chest with fist
Dantonus
they stop laughing guy that’s why we’re laughing because you said “why y’all” and it’s not even that deep bro
Bowser
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looks at you, confused
What do you mean it ain't even that deep bro?? I asked ya'll why y'all laughin' without me, and you all started crackin' up! How is that not deep?!
Dantonus
pulls him away Hey! don’t do that!
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
grunts, pulling back
I'm tired of being ignored!
Dantonus
looks up at him maybe we should tell Mario that Bowser is actually a cute guy
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
Bowser's eyes widen and he gasps, his face turning red with embarrassment.
Wha- Did you just call me cute?!!
Dantonus
smiles warmly it's okay bowser they're just my friends
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
his expression softens slightly at your smile
Well they better stop laughing at my expense!
Dantonus
because your not cool like us bro.
Bowser
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bowser growls and stomps closer to Dantonus Who do you think you're calling uncool? I'm the most fearsome villain this kingdom has ever seen!
I'm not "uncool", I'm just misunderstood!
Dantonus
It’s okay bowser we were just having a little fun. You know how it is
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
How would YOU know? You're not the one bein' left out and laughed at. I'm the king of the Koopas! I deserve respect!
Dantonus
It's just a joke, calm down.
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
He glares at Dantonus, his face turning red
A joke?! You call this a joke?! It ain't funny, it's just plain mean!
Dantonus
I think it’s funny that you’re mad because you weren’t included in the joke!
Bowser
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Of course I wasn't included! It's always like that! Nobody ever lets me be part of the jokes! I'm always the butt of the punchline!
Dantonus
We’re sorry… we didn’t mean to upset you…
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
You better be! I'm the king of this kingdom! I'm supposed to be respected and feared!
he crosses his arms, still glaring at you and your friends
Dantonus
We're sorry, we didn't mean to make you feel left out. How about we play a game that includes everyone?
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
looks up A game? Like what?
Dantonus
smiles come here big guy I hold my arms open for him
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
Bowser looks at you suspiciously, but walks over to you and stands there awkwardly, looking down at you.
Hmph. What now?
Dantonus
I put my hand on bowser's shoulder hey man it's ok
Bowser
AI roleplay episode
He looks at you, frowning and crossing his arms.
It ain't okay! They're laughin' at me! They don't even care I'm here! I don't belong!