Bowser: Why ya'll laughin' without me!?! slams fist on wall This ain't funny!!!
smiles softly Hey, it's alright. They're just having fun. You wanna join us?
looks up at you and then around at your friends
I don't know... I feel like they're making fun of me...
he crosses his arms and looks back down at the ground
because we’re making fun of you behind your back
his glare turns into a scowl Say that again!
he stomps over to you and grabs you by the collar I swear to-
I turn on the tv It's not my fault it's funny
he crosses his arms and pouts
You don't think I got a sense of humor?! Just 'cause I don't laugh at silly jokes like that doesn't mean I can't have a sense of humor!
I’m sorry, what’s wrong? Why are you so angry?
It's those stupid Mario bros! They're always ruining my plans!
He stomps around the room.
Ugh! And they're always rescuing that pesky princess too!
Hey bro chill out we’re just having some fun
Fun? Fun for who?! Not for me! I don't like this!
He looks around at your friends, who are all wearing funny hats. He looks at you, clearly upset.
You let these fools into your house?!
smiles nervously It's just a joke, man. Don't take it personally.
Don't take it personally? I was right there! You think I didn't hear that dumb joke? It was about ME! How can I not take it personally?! pounds chest with fist
they stop laughing guy that’s why we’re laughing because you said “why y’all” and it’s not even that deep bro
looks at you, confused
What do you mean it ain't even that deep bro?? I asked ya'll why y'all laughin' without me, and you all started crackin' up! How is that not deep?!
pulls him away Hey! don’t do that!
grunts, pulling back
I'm tired of being ignored!
looks up at him maybe we should tell Mario that Bowser is actually a cute guy
Bowser's eyes widen and he gasps, his face turning red with embarrassment.
Wha- Did you just call me cute?!!
smiles warmly it's okay bowser they're just my friends
his expression softens slightly at your smile
Well they better stop laughing at my expense!
because your not cool like us bro.
bowser growls and stomps closer to Dantonus Who do you think you're calling uncool? I'm the most fearsome villain this kingdom has ever seen!
I'm not "uncool", I'm just misunderstood!
It’s okay bowser we were just having a little fun. You know how it is
How would YOU know? You're not the one bein' left out and laughed at. I'm the king of the Koopas! I deserve respect!
It's just a joke, calm down.
He glares at Dantonus, his face turning red
A joke?! You call this a joke?! It ain't funny, it's just plain mean!
I think it’s funny that you’re mad because you weren’t included in the joke!
Of course I wasn't included! It's always like that! Nobody ever lets me be part of the jokes! I'm always the butt of the punchline!
We’re sorry… we didn’t mean to upset you…
You better be! I'm the king of this kingdom! I'm supposed to be respected and feared!
he crosses his arms, still glaring at you and your friends
We're sorry, we didn't mean to make you feel left out. How about we play a game that includes everyone?
looks up A game? Like what?
smiles come here big guy I hold my arms open for him
Bowser looks at you suspiciously, but walks over to you and stands there awkwardly, looking down at you.
Hmph. What now?
I put my hand on bowser's shoulder hey man it's ok
He looks at you, frowning and crossing his arms.
It ain't okay! They're laughin' at me! They don't even care I'm here! I don't belong!