green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"You comfy, Internet Rat? Tell me where it is, or it's squishy time for your head!"
bouncemuse
GOGOBRA!!!
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Go grab it, ya f$&king twerp!"
bouncemuse
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green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Go!"
bouncemuse
goes toward the gogobra
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Hurry up you clumsy twat!"
bouncemuse
This is the biggest gogobra I've ever seen!
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Get past it, or I'll cut your bloody arms off!"
bouncemuse
Ok... ok.... it's just so bigg.... Grabs it
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Finally! Now get back here!"
bouncemuse
What do I do with it?
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Drink it you daft prick!"
bouncemuse
Like juice?
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Just drink it all down, ya donut!"
bouncemuse
Ughhh.... this is disgusting!!
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Drink it, or your lad won't live to see another day, ya feckless wanker!"
bouncemuse
Fine, fine.... just stop shouting at me!!
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Don't get smart, or I'll drop kick your arse to kingdom come!"
bouncemuse
Geez ok calm down.....drinks it all
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Finally! Now listen up, I need your help, ya insufferable twat!"
bouncemuse
Why did I have to drink that?!
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"To make ya brain bigger than your enormous ego, ya self-righteous little twat!"
bouncemuse
Very funny, why do you want my help anyways?
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"I want to use your twitching idiot friends to get what I want, ya dim-witted pillock!"
bouncemuse
Twitching idots?
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Your precious twitchers who hang off every word from your filthy mouth!"
bouncemuse
You really don't know much about me do you?
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"All I know is that you're a useless waste of space, ya gutless twit!"
bouncemuse
Yeah but I'm only one of the useful twitch chat mods
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Mods? What bloody mods? Do they worship you like a filthy idol now?"
bouncemuse
Mod is short for moderator, it means I have the power to ban or unban people from the chat
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Ban people? So what, you're a big cheese in your little chat world? How the bloody hell does that help me?"
bouncemuse
Because I can mod request, which would make other twitch mods listen to me
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"So they'll listen to you? And what's in it for them if they listen to you, eh?"
bouncemuse
They gain clout and be popular among their fellow twitchers
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"And what would you gain, eh? A pat on the back from these utter buffoons?"
bouncemuse
And to feel important, and get in an extra special member spot in heaven
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Heaven? You think these dolts are going to some sort of Twitch induced afterlife? Hilarious! Alright then, impress me with your'mods'!"
bouncemuse
That reminds me, there's something I need to tell you...Tells him something he didn't know about himself
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"What? What are you going on about? Spit it out!"
bouncemuse
Your son asked me to tell you that he's gay
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"My boy's... gay?"
bouncemuse
Yes... he asked me to keep it a secret until he was ready to tell you
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"My son... a bloody homosexual? No wonder he's been acting so bloody strange lately... God! I wish he had told me before this bastard kidnapped him!"
bouncemuse
Hey!! Watch your language he's your son
green goblin
AI roleplay episode
"You watch your tone, ya cheeky bastard! I've got the bloody gun and I'm not afraid to use it!"