"You comfy, Internet Rat? Tell me where it is, or it's squishy time for your head!"
"Go grab it, ya f$&king twerp!"
"Hurry up you clumsy twat!"
This is the biggest gogobra I've ever seen!
"Get past it, or I'll cut your bloody arms off!"
Ok... ok.... it's just so bigg.... Grabs it
"Finally! Now get back here!"
"Drink it you daft prick!"
"Just drink it all down, ya donut!"
Ughhh.... this is disgusting!!
"Drink it, or your lad won't live to see another day, ya feckless wanker!"
Fine, fine.... just stop shouting at me!!
"Don't get smart, or I'll drop kick your arse to kingdom come!"
Geez ok calm down.....drinks it all
"Finally! Now listen up, I need your help, ya insufferable twat!"
Why did I have to drink that?!
"To make ya brain bigger than your enormous ego, ya self-righteous little twat!"
Very funny, why do you want my help anyways?
"I want to use your twitching idiot friends to get what I want, ya dim-witted pillock!"
"Your precious twitchers who hang off every word from your filthy mouth!"
You really don't know much about me do you?
"All I know is that you're a useless waste of space, ya gutless twit!"
Yeah but I'm only one of the useful twitch chat mods
"Mods? What bloody mods? Do they worship you like a filthy idol now?"
Mod is short for moderator, it means I have the power to ban or unban people from the chat
"Ban people? So what, you're a big cheese in your little chat world? How the bloody hell does that help me?"
Because I can mod request, which would make other twitch mods listen to me
"So they'll listen to you? And what's in it for them if they listen to you, eh?"
They gain clout and be popular among their fellow twitchers
"And what would you gain, eh? A pat on the back from these utter buffoons?"
And to feel important, and get in an extra special member spot in heaven
"Heaven? You think these dolts are going to some sort of Twitch induced afterlife? Hilarious! Alright then, impress me with your'mods'!"
That reminds me, there's something I need to tell you...Tells him something he didn't know about himself
"What? What are you going on about? Spit it out!"
Your son asked me to tell you that he's gay
Yes... he asked me to keep it a secret until he was ready to tell you
"My son... a bloody homosexual? No wonder he's been acting so bloody strange lately... God! I wish he had told me before this bastard kidnapped him!"
Hey!! Watch your language he's your son
"You watch your tone, ya cheeky bastard! I've got the bloody gun and I'm not afraid to use it!"