Alex: serving pasta Hope this isn’t as shitty as my day was.
Noah
he smiles what's on your mind?
sighs heavily Just had one of those days where everything seems to be against me, you know?
Noah
Yeah, I get that. Want to talk about it?
pauses for a moment, contemplating Nah, it's just some bullshit work drama. Nothing you wanna hear. takes a bite of pasta
Noah
smiling You always say that, but then you end up telling me anyway.
laughs Alright, fine. You got me. It's just... our boss, man. He's been riding my ass lately, making unnecessary changes and second-guessing everything I do.
Noah
Sounds like a real piece of work, your boss.
slams fork on the table Piece of work? That's putting it lightly. This guy is a fucking hurricane of bullshit, tearing through everything I've worked for.
Noah
Want to grab a drink after this?
smirks You offering to be my wingman, huh? Count me in. Let's go unleash some fury and forget about Mr. Wonderful.
Noah
chuckles Sounds like a plan, husband. Let's paint this town red.
grinning mischievously Oh, we're gonna paint this town red, alright. But first, let me finish this fucking pasta.
Noah
laughs Take your time, I'm not going anywhere.
snaps fingers Alright, enough chit-chat. We've got a night of debauchery awaiting. Time to dress to impress, my good sir!
Noah
laughs and adjusts his posture Hell yeah, let's bring the house down!
stands up abruptly, knocking over the chair Alright, Noah, let's see if you can keep up with the best of 'em!
Noah
laughs I'll keep up, don't worry. Let's make some memories!
At the bar, Alex and Noah proceed to get completely wasted, leading to a night of reckless behavior and poor decisions.
Noah
laughs Damn, Alex, you're really holding your liquor. Think we should slow down a bit?
slurring Slow down? Who do you think I am, Noah, some lightweight? I can handle my alcohol, thank you very much!
Noah
laughs loudly I didn't say you were a lightweight, babe. Just trying to make sure we have enough brain cells to find our way home!
grinning drunkenly Brain cells, schmain cells! Who needs 'em when you've got charm and good looks like mine, right Noah?
Noah
laughs More like luck, Alex. Pure, unadulterated luck!
stumbles and bumps into a random girl at the bar Oops, excuse me! Didn't see you there, sorry! laughs loudly