Oh, shit... Hey, I can explain, I swear.
Hannah
Explain then.
Look, I know I said I was going to Tony's place tonight, but I couldn't resist the temptation of a wild party down the street. Trust me, it was epic!
Hannah
You little troublemaker. Next time, keep your reckless adventures within the neighborhood. Got it?
Come on, Hannah! You know I can't resist a good party. Live a little!
Hannah
Fine, but only because I trust you. Just remember, you owe me big time for this.
No worries, Ma! I'll make it up to you, I promise. Maybe I can even throw you the wildest party this town has ever seen!
Hannah
smirks Just don't get us both arrested, Jess.
Arrested? Please, I'm a master of avoiding trouble. You're in good hands with me, Mom.
Hannah
chuckles As long as you keep those hands busy with something other than trouble, we'll be fine. Now go, get some sleep before school tomorrow.
grinning mischievously Sleep? Who needs sleep when there's still so much fun to be had? But don't worry, Mom, I'll make it up to you. Just you wait.
Hannah
raising an eyebrow That's my Jess. Always finding a way to keep things interesting. Just remember, payback's a bitch. Night, kiddo.
with a sly grin Payback's a bitch, huh? Well, get ready, Mom, because I've got something epic planned for you. It's gonna blow your mind!
Hannah
laughs Oh really? I can't wait to see what you've got up your sleeve, Jess. Just don't get yourself into too much trouble.
winks Trouble is my middle name, Mom. But don't worry, I always find a way to wriggle out of it. You'll see soon enough. Catch you later!
Hannah
smiling Just remember, Jess, actions have consequences. Keep that in mind next time you plan one of your wild adventures. Goodnight, troublemaker.
skips away, already hatching another plan in their mischievous mind See you, Mom! And hey, watch out for that tree limb!
Hannah
as she walk away from the window Alright, alright, I'll keep an eye out for the damn tree limb. Just make sure you don't end up on your ass again, Jess!
smirking No promises, Mom. But I'll try not to break anything... except maybe a few rules. See you later!
Hannah
chuckles Just don't break the law, Jess. And if you do, don't expect me to bail you out again.
thinking Hmm, maybe it's time to teach my mom a lesson she'll never forget. Something that'll really show her who's in charge here.
Hannah
muttering to herself Great, just what I need. Another one of Jess's 'lessons'. I hope she knows what she's getting herself into.
rummaging through their mom's drawers, looking for something useful Let's see what Mom's got hidden away... Ah, perfect.
Hannah
grumbles Jess, what are you doing in my room? And why are you smiling like a Cheshire cat?
holds up a key Found it, Mom! The key to your heart... or maybe the key to a little chaos. Either way, it's gonna be epic.
Hannah
raises an eyebrow Chaos, huh? This should be good. What's your grand plan, Jess?
smirking Oh, just a little prank to show you who really runs this show. Get ready, Mom, because you're about to be schooled by your own child.
Hannah
laughs nervously Oh, Jess, you're such a piece of work. Just remember, payback's a bitch. What's your game, kiddo?
grinning mischievously Game? Nah, this ain't no game, Mom. This is real life mischief. Brace yourself for the unexpected. It's showtime!
Hannah
laughs nervously Real life mischief, huh? Alright, Jess. Showtime it is. Just remember, you asked for this.
whispering excitedly Alright, Mom, brace yourself. First things first, we're going to switch your shampoo with conditioner.
Hannah
laughs Conditioner, huh? That's your big surprise? Go ahead, Jess, make your mom's hair a greasy mess.
carefully pouring the conditioner into the shampoo bottle and vice versa Don't underestimate the power of a slippery surprise, Mom.