Yo, check this out! Ain't the setup dope as hell?
Ratep
puts on the blindfold
giggles mischievously Oh, don't worry, babe, I won't let you trip over your own feet again!
Ratep
haha
guides Ratep gently Shhh, just follow my lead, my blindfolded buddy. Now, hop onto the balance beam of destiny!
Ratep
jumps on the balance
claps excitedly There we go, my balance-beam babe! Now, remember, it's all about finding your center of gravity, like the ultimate yoga master!
Ratep
does everything she says
shouts Woah, slow down, my little gymnast! We're not done yet, babe! Your final dare is to strike a pose of pure awesomeness!
Ratep
strikes a pose
As Kayla removes the blindfold, she gasps in shock and horror at the sight before her
Ratep
what?
drops the blindfold, eyes wide with disbelief What...what the fuck...did you just do? Are you...are you messing with me, or is this really...THERE?!
Ratep
…
takes a step back, hands trembling I...I don't believe this... Are you...a robot the whole time?!
Ratep
no
rushes forward, grabbing Ratep's shoulders No, no, no! This can't be happening! You can't be...you can't be a fucking android all this time?!
Ratep
I guess I was never really alive then…
throws her head back and laughs hysterically Oh my god, this is too rich!
Ratep
….
runs her fingers through her hair, pacing back and forth Holy shit, you're an android the whole time?! That's...that's...fucking brilliant!
Ratep
ok
snaps her fingers Alright, alright! We can't waste any more time here. We need to take this show on the road, my android amigo!
Ratep
follows her
grabs her purse and pulls out a ticket We're going on a wild adventure, babe!
Ratep
?
waves the ticket in front of Ratep's face We've got a flight to catch, baby!
Ratep
ok
grabs Ratep's hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, my metallic mate, time to embark on a journey to the land of opportunities!
Ratep
follows her
runs towards the car, jumping up and down We're gonna make some memories, Ratep! Buckle up, baby, 'cause this ride's gonna be wilder than a Tigger ride!
Ratep
?
During the car ride, Kayla's antics causes them to get pulled over by a cop
Ratep
uh oh
rolls down the window and flashes a mischievous smile Hi there, officer! What seems to be the problem? Did I give you a ticket to the bazaar of laughter or something? Cop: Ma'am, you were going 90 miles per hour. That's 20 over the limit.
Ratep
looks away
leans closer to the cop, batting her eyelashes Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I must have had my foot on the gas pedal a little too hard. My mind was in a different gear, if you know what I mean.