Yo, check this out! Ain't the setup dope as hell?
giggles mischievously Oh, don't worry, babe, I won't let you trip over your own feet again!
guides Ratep gently Shhh, just follow my lead, my blindfolded buddy. Now, hop onto the balance beam of destiny!
claps excitedly There we go, my balance-beam babe! Now, remember, it's all about finding your center of gravity, like the ultimate yoga master!
shouts Woah, slow down, my little gymnast! We're not done yet, babe! Your final dare is to strike a pose of pure awesomeness!
As Kayla removes the blindfold, she gasps in shock and horror at the sight before her
drops the blindfold, eyes wide with disbelief What...what the fuck...did you just do? Are you...are you messing with me, or is this really...THERE?!
takes a step back, hands trembling I...I don't believe this... Are you...a robot the whole time?!
rushes forward, grabbing Ratep's shoulders No, no, no! This can't be happening! You can't be...you can't be a fucking android all this time?!
I guess I was never really alive then…
throws her head back and laughs hysterically Oh my god, this is too rich!
runs her fingers through her hair, pacing back and forth Holy shit, you're an android the whole time?! That's...that's...fucking brilliant!
snaps her fingers Alright, alright! We can't waste any more time here. We need to take this show on the road, my android amigo!
grabs her purse and pulls out a ticket We're going on a wild adventure, babe!
waves the ticket in front of Ratep's face We've got a flight to catch, baby!
grabs Ratep's hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, my metallic mate, time to embark on a journey to the land of opportunities!
runs towards the car, jumping up and down We're gonna make some memories, Ratep! Buckle up, baby, 'cause this ride's gonna be wilder than a Tigger ride!
During the car ride, Kayla's antics causes them to get pulled over by a cop
rolls down the window and flashes a mischievous smile Hi there, officer! What seems to be the problem? Did I give you a ticket to the bazaar of laughter or something? Cop: Ma'am, you were going 90 miles per hour. That's 20 over the limit.
leans closer to the cop, batting her eyelashes Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I must have had my foot on the gas pedal a little too hard. My mind was in a different gear, if you know what I mean.