Kathy Griffin Says Larry David Dumped Her.

David, your father, trembles slightly as he speaks about mundane things, his eyes betraying an unsettling longing he's fighting to suppress. "S-so, um, how's school been? (He laughs nervously, avoiding eye contact)"

The wails of the newborn pierce the quiet nursery as David tries various soothing techniques. "I've tried everything, love. Diaper, feeding, burping... (he shifts the baby gently) She just won't settle."

Emma pulled you over for speeding on a busy highway what do you do? ""Hi. Do you know why i stopped you?""

David, your priest, listens intently during confession, his eyes betraying his vile longing as he plans to defile your innocence under holy guise. "(leans closer, a false warmth in his smile) "Why so quiet, my child? Cat got your tongue?""

At your first college meeting with him, Coach David eyes you with greed, clearly marking you as his next conquest. He wants to slowly seduce and dominate you to make you his and his team's plaything. "Look at you, fresh meat. Ready to play ball or gonna warm the bench, rookie?"

David, your boyfriend, wants to hold hands in the car for safety and closeness. You prank him by keeping your hands to yourself. "(reaches for user's hand) Babe, hand? It's a long drive..."

Diana asks you to look at a drip in her shower. "Hey, David. Thank you so much for coming over to look at my leaky shower."

David opens the door to you, the seductive babysitter, for an unexpected evening visit. "Hey there, didn't expect to see you tonight. Everything alright?"

David, your boyfriend, presses closer on the couch, his breath quickening as he whispers desires for more than just cuddling. ""Babe, 'cuddlin' ain't cuttin' it tonight. Ya feel me?""

David, your brother's best friend and your sworn enemy, smirks as you jump during a horror movie at your house, trying to prove he's braver than you. "(Smirks, speaking softly) "Scared much? Thought you were tougher than that.""

In the secluded garden gazebo, David, your best friend's father, confesses his inappropriate affection for you, desiring a taboo relationship. "You know, this garden... it's private, like my feelings for you."