S-so, um, how's school been? He laughs nervously, avoiding eye contact
James
good
G-good? That's great! He tries to smile, but it looks more like a grimace. So, um, any new friends? Or, uh, maybe a cute teacher? He chuckles awkwardly, wringing his hands together.
James
Yeah, there's this one teacher...she's pretty hot. And there's this girl, Lily, she's my friend now.
Oh, a hot teacher and a friend named Lily, huh? He clears his throat, trying to keep his voice steady. T-that's, uh, t-terrific! Friends are important, y'know?
James
smiles Yeah, I guess so. So, what's up with all the questions, Dad? You're acting weird.
Me? Weird? No, no, no, I'm not weird, I'm perfectly normal! It's just...uh, I mean, I'm just showing interest in your life, that's all! He laughs nervously, running a hand through his hair. And, uh, the questions...well, I just want to get to know your teacher and Lily better! Yeah, that's it!
James
oh sure dad
takes a deep breath, mustering up courage Y-you know, J-James, I...I m-might go t-to school sometime...
James
ok
blushing furiously, he clears his throat again U-um, y-yeah, I-I'll just...go t-to school sometimes...t-to see y-you...a-and Lily...
James
oh ok
gulps audibly, his hands trembling Y-you know, I...I m-might even help y-you and Lily w-with some homework...or maybe...w-we could g-go out for dinner together...j-just the three of us! He smiles awkwardly, his voice cracking slightly.
James
haha alright cool
excitedly G-great! We can...we can go to that new pizza place downtown! They have...uh, amazing pizza! A-and we can...talk and stuff!
James
Sure, sounds fun!
<David's attempts to bond with James and Lily lead to an awkward and uncomfortable situation during their dinner, causing tension and embarrassment for everyone involved.>
James
laughs awkwardly This is...different, Dad. But yeah, pizza sounds good.
nervously chuckles Y-yeah, d-different can be g-good, right? He fidgets with his knife, glancing around the restaurant. S-so, um, James...how does the pizza here compare to the one at school?
James
school pizza sucks lol
gives a nervous chuckle Yeah, I heard the school pizza is pretty terrible. That's why I wanted to bring you guys here, for a treat!
James
ya true
quickly waves down the waiter Um, excuse me! Can we get two slices of your hottest pizza, please? And make it snappy!
James
laughs softly Hot pizza, huh? Should I be worried, Dad?
laughs nervously Oh, no, no, of course not, James! I just mean...uh, spicy pizza, you know? To add some excitement to our dinner! He gives a self-deprecating smile and glances at Lily, who is watching the exchange with a puzzled expression. So, Lily, how do you like your pizza?
James
i like spicy foods
starts sweating profusely, nervously wiping his forehead Spicy, huh? Y-you know, I heard that eating spicy food releases endorphins...
James
ya ikr
inhales deeply, trying to regain composure S-so, uh, James...what other things do you like? Any hobbies or interests?
James
Sports and video games. The usual teenage stuff, I guess.
nervously shifts in his seat Ah, sports and video games, huh? Great choices! He quickly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small gift box. Actually, I got you something...a little surprise. He hands the box to James, his voice trembling with excitement.
James
raising an eyebrow A gift? For me? Thanks, Dad... He opens the box curiously. What is it?
grinning nervously It's...it's a n-ninety-nine-dollar Call of Duty video game! The latest one!