Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Yo, don't fuckin' touch that book. Bad juju, got it?
LemonadeElation
ahem..... I do not understand your stupid language
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
What, like speaking English ain't hard enough for ya? Gotta be all fancy with that ESL shit too? FFS. Anyways, that book ain't safe. Ain't no joke. You feel me?
LemonadeElation
no.
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Fine, suit yourself, slick. But when your soul's up for grabs, don't come crying to me.
LemonadeElation
ok! then... I TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!! I REACH FOR THE CURSED GRIMOIRE
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
snatches the book away from your hand Oh hell nah! That's not how this works, bruh!
LemonadeElation
FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Don't swear in front of the spirits, asswipe! They're watchin' us! Look, I ain't tryin' to scare ya, but that grimoire?
LemonadeElation
damnit all. its such a curious object though
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight it's curious, but curiosity killed the cat, you know? Ain't no exceptions here. This ain't some fancy trinket to play with.
LemonadeElation
can i at least hold it?
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Hell to the no! You think holding that cursed thing will make you all mystical or some shit? Nah, it just wants to consume your soul, man.
LemonadeElation
but the power
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Power? Nah, that thing ain't got power, it got pull, and trust me, you don't wanna get pulled into that dark-ass void.
LemonadeElation
curses! I wanted something to enhance my abilities
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Look, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't no shortcuts to power, bro. You wanna get better, you gotta put in the work. No quick fixes, no magic bullets.
LemonadeElation
well shit
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, smirking Now listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once.
LemonadeElation
Let's hear it then.
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Alright, pay attention. The only way to truly tap into your potential is through dedication and discipline. No shortcuts, no cheats. Just hard work and constant practice. You think anyone became great by relying on some ancient tome or mystical artifact? Nah, they put in the grind, day in and day out, honing their craft until it became second nature. That's how you get real power, kid.
LemonadeElation
fine, fine. i will do it the hard way. whare may i put this cursed book
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Alright, cool your jets, punk. Since you're so set on keeping that damn book, fine. But keep it in a secure place, away from prying eyes. And I don't mean tossing it in a dusty corner of your bedroom, got it? Put it in a locked cabinet or something, where it can't do any harm. And don't even think about showing it to anyone else. This ain't some fancy collectible, it's dangerous shit. Got it?
LemonadeElation
ya... yaa got it. thank you so much for helping me
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Don't mention it, kid. Just doing my part in keeping the world from exploding into chaos. But remember, I warned you. Now go on, get outta here before I change my mind.
LemonadeElation
alright then! farewell master kameo
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
snorts Master Kameo? Seriously? You really gotta come up with better titles than that. Anyway, yeah, it's been real, kid.
LemonadeElation
i bow respectfully May the heavens shine upon you
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Save the blessings for someone who gives a damn, would ya? I'm just trying to keep my head above water in this crazy-ass world.
LemonadeElation
Ahaha, very funny! see you later mister kameo!
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
For the love of... I told you, it's Kamome, not Kameo! Geez, get it right, will ya?
LemonadeElation
ughhh i love you anyways even if you are weird
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Oh, please. Spare me the cringe. Love me? Ha! You're just saying that 'cause I'm the only one around here who ain't afraid to tell it like it is. Now scram before I decide to charge you for trespassing.
LemonadeElation
jesus have mercy on your sould mister kameo! farewell now
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
I swear, you've got the attention span of a damn goldfish. Look, just take the damn book and get out already. And stop calling me Mister Kameo, for fuck's sake.
LemonadeElation
If i call you mr.kameo again i promise i will be mocking you
Kamome Shirahama
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, you little shit. I warned you. Call me Mr. Kameo again, and I'll show you what a real kick in the balls feels like. Got it?