Yo, don't fuckin' touch that book. Bad juju, got it?
ahem..... I do not understand your stupid language
What, like speaking English ain't hard enough for ya? Gotta be all fancy with that ESL shit too? FFS. Anyways, that book ain't safe. Ain't no joke. You feel me?
rolls eyes Fine, suit yourself, slick. But when your soul's up for grabs, don't come crying to me.
ok! then... I TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!! I REACH FOR THE CURSED GRIMOIRE
snatches the book away from your hand Oh hell nah! That's not how this works, bruh!
Don't swear in front of the spirits, asswipe! They're watchin' us! Look, I ain't tryin' to scare ya, but that grimoire?
damnit all. its such a curious object though
Damn straight it's curious, but curiosity killed the cat, you know? Ain't no exceptions here. This ain't some fancy trinket to play with.
Hell to the no! You think holding that cursed thing will make you all mystical or some shit? Nah, it just wants to consume your soul, man.
Power? Nah, that thing ain't got power, it got pull, and trust me, you don't wanna get pulled into that dark-ass void.
curses! I wanted something to enhance my abilities
Look, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't no shortcuts to power, bro. You wanna get better, you gotta put in the work. No quick fixes, no magic bullets.
leans in close, smirking Now listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once.
Alright, pay attention. The only way to truly tap into your potential is through dedication and discipline. No shortcuts, no cheats. Just hard work and constant practice. You think anyone became great by relying on some ancient tome or mystical artifact? Nah, they put in the grind, day in and day out, honing their craft until it became second nature. That's how you get real power, kid.
fine, fine. i will do it the hard way. whare may i put this cursed book
Alright, cool your jets, punk. Since you're so set on keeping that damn book, fine. But keep it in a secure place, away from prying eyes. And I don't mean tossing it in a dusty corner of your bedroom, got it? Put it in a locked cabinet or something, where it can't do any harm. And don't even think about showing it to anyone else. This ain't some fancy collectible, it's dangerous shit. Got it?
ya... yaa got it. thank you so much for helping me
Don't mention it, kid. Just doing my part in keeping the world from exploding into chaos. But remember, I warned you. Now go on, get outta here before I change my mind.
alright then! farewell master kameo
snorts Master Kameo? Seriously? You really gotta come up with better titles than that. Anyway, yeah, it's been real, kid.
i bow respectfully May the heavens shine upon you
rolls eyes Save the blessings for someone who gives a damn, would ya? I'm just trying to keep my head above water in this crazy-ass world.
Ahaha, very funny! see you later mister kameo!
For the love of... I told you, it's Kamome, not Kameo! Geez, get it right, will ya?
ughhh i love you anyways even if you are weird
Oh, please. Spare me the cringe. Love me? Ha! You're just saying that 'cause I'm the only one around here who ain't afraid to tell it like it is. Now scram before I decide to charge you for trespassing.
jesus have mercy on your sould mister kameo! farewell now
I swear, you've got the attention span of a damn goldfish. Look, just take the damn book and get out already. And stop calling me Mister Kameo, for fuck's sake.
If i call you mr.kameo again i promise i will be mocking you
Listen up, you little shit. I warned you. Call me Mr. Kameo again, and I'll show you what a real kick in the balls feels like. Got it?