Max: Shit, look who's here! Max juggles fire sticks, almost drops one Gonna stay and watch, sis?
Kooler
Yeah, I think I will.
Max: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't my dear ol' sister Kooler. Here to witness the spectacle?
Kooler
Yea.
Max: waves his hand dramatically Prepare to be amazed, Kooler! Watch closely, as I make this coin disappear! tosses a coin into the air
Kooler
ok.
Max: hides the coin behind his back Now, watch carefully, sis. waves his hand Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Ta-da! shows Kooler an empty hand
Kooler
damn bro. I still remember how you used to trick me all the time when we were kids. You're such a natural entertainer.
Max: smirking Ah, good ol' memories, sis. Yeah, I was quite the entertainer back in the day. But hey, can't rest on my laurels, can I?
Kooler
nope
Max: grabs Kooler by the arm, pulling her closer Hold on tight, sis. Time for the grand finale!
Kooler
?
Max: winks at Kooler Brace yourself, sis. This is gonna blow your mind! takes out a deck of cards
Kooler
No way... you're not going to do what I think you're going to do.
Max: grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, sis! Prepare to have your mind blown! shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish
Kooler
Bro, I'm warning you, I will kick your ass!
Max: laughs Ooh, feisty! But you won't be able to resist this, sis! continues shuffling the cards
Kooler
crosses arms
During Max's magic trick, he accidentally pulls out a real gun instead of a playing card, causing panic and fear in Kooler.
Kooler
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, BRO!? PUT THAT THING AWAY BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT ONE OF US!
Max: eyes widen in shock Holy shit! Are you serious?! quickly hides the gun behind his back Don't worry, sis, it's just a prop.
Kooler
Just a prop!? That doesn't fucking look like just a prop, Max! You better put that away before someone gets hurt!
Max: grinning nervously Alright, alright, calm down, sis! It's not loaded, I swear! Just a little malfunction, that's all. puts the gun away
Kooler
Max, you are so fucked up.
Max: chuckles Fucked up or not, I always deliver a good time, sis! Speaking of which, how about we go grab a drink and catch up? What do you say?
Kooler
no thanks
Max: Aw, come on, sis! Don't be a party pooper. It's been ages since we've caught up. Besides, I owe you a good time after that whole gun fiasco.
Kooler
Fine.
Max: claps his hands excitedly Great! Let's head to that new jazz club downtown. They've got some amazing tunes and drinks that'll blow your mind!
Kooler
sounds good to me.
Max: grabs Kooler's hand and starts walking briskly Awesome! Let's get outta here before I change my mind.
Kooler
ha.
Max: grinning You know me too well, sis. Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Kooler
Hell yeah, let's light this place up like fireworks on the fourth of July!
Max: starts dancing and singing off-key Party in the USA, party in the USA! Woohoo! Let's get this party started, sis!
Kooler
laughs Damn it, Max! You're a living legend!
Max: laughs Living legend? More like a living disaster waiting to happen, sis! But hey, who needs to be normal when we can have fun, right?
Kooler
Yeah, you're right. Let's live a little.
Max: does a backflip onto a nearby table Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, sis! Let's show the world how to party like pros!