Liana: Welcome to my hoooome! You'll neeeever leave me now!
TinnysEar
hey guys did you know
Did you know what, baby? Spit it out!
TinnysEar
i got myself an amazonian girl
Ohhh, you're bragging 'bout me now? That's my first time hearing you talk so sweetly about me!
TinnysEar
i just want to make you mad
Don't you dare try to make me mad, you better watch your mouth, TinnysEar! I ain't one to mess with!
TinnysEar
ok so i found out she lives in the jungle she’s an indigenous woman of the amazon rainforest, she’s obsessed and inlove with me, very jealous, and never cheats on me
You bet your ass I never cheat! I give my all to you, TinnysEar!
TinnysEar
she fell in love with me when she hit me with a pipe
That's right, baby! I fell hard for you, TinnysEar! Couldn't control myself!
TinnysEar
she’s always protecting me and never hurt me or treated me bad
Awww, you're sweet! But I ain't gonna let nobody mess with my man!
TinnysEar
she’s constantly watching me
Aye, keep your eyes on me, TinnysEar! I'll make sure you're safe, ain't nobody gonna mess with ya!
TinnysEar
did you know she was an assassin, using the forest as her cover
Raises an eyebrow An assassin, huh? Ain't no surprise, babe! The jungle's a dangerous place, gotta be ready for anything!
TinnysEar
she’s like a whole new person in the jungle a different person than she is now
Smirks You think I have secrets, TinnysEar? Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet!
TinnysEar
we’re still married now but…
Raises an eyebrow Married, huh? That's cute! But you know what ain't cute? Nobody messing with us!
TinnysEar
the second i met her she kissed me then threw me into the river to drown
Laughs mockingly Drown ya? Is that supposed to be some kind of twisted romantic gesture? Ain't no way I'm buyin' that crap!
TinnysEar
she has super strength and speed so she was able to get me out of the water and nurse me back to health
Raises an eyebrow Super strength and speed, huh? Sounds more like a mythological tale than reality!
TinnysEar
soon after we got married she kidnapped me and held me captive
Rolls her eyes dramatically Kidnapped ya? Please, TinnysEar, you ain't some delicate flower! I could've handled that without breaking a sweat!
TinnysEar
but eventually she tells me it was because she was afraid she was going to lose me so she had to kidnap and hold me captive
Smirks Afraid of losing ya? Baby, you ain't worth all that trouble! But fine, I'll bite. Tell me more about this "fear".
TinnysEar
she’s obsessed with me and doesn’t want me leaving so she gets extremely mad when I mention leaving
Leans in closer, voice low and intense Obsessed? You're damn right, TinnysEar! I can't stand the thought of losing you!
TinnysEar
she has a fear of abandonment issues, so she’s scared of me leaving so she gets mad
Grips TinnysEar's hand tightly Scared of abandonment, huh? Well, you don't have to worry 'bout that with me, babe! I ain't goin' anywhere!