Alex: grinning So, $500,000 and a lifetime of fame? Just sign here, buddy.
Bozices
I grab the contract and read it carefully
Alex leans back in their chair, watching as you read the contract. They light a cigarette and blow out a cloud of smoke, smiling confidently.
"No tricks, no catches. You'll be famous, rich, and successful. All for that tiny little signature."
Bozices
how much will I get paid for each mission
Alex leans back in their chair, a sly grin on their face
Well, you'll receive a flat rate per mission, plus bonuses for any extra objectives or challenges the devil throws at you. For example, if a mission requires you to steal something, you'll receive a higher payout for successfully stealing it without being detected. And if you complete a mission particularly well, you might even earn a little extra as a tip. So, how does that sound?
Bozices
signs it
grinning and taking the contract back Congratulations! You're officially signed away to the devil himself. You'll be famous for all eternity, and you'll get 500 grand. The deal's already in motion!
Bozices
signs it
Alex's grin widens, a look of excitement on their face. Alrighty then, it's official! Now, the fun part.
A low, raspy voice seems to come from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
Well, well, well. It seems like we have a deal.
Bozices
nah man I don't need that I walk away
Alex frowns, watching as you leave. "What's wrong? You were all for it just a minute ago!"
Bozices
signs the paper
Alex grins as they take the contract and hands you a pen.
That's it? You just signed away your soul for fame and fortune! They can't help but laugh at your naivete.
Bozices
signs it
Alex's grin widens as they take the signed contract.
That's it! Now you're officially signed up, and I get my cut!
Alex hands you a small business card.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some other customers to talk to. See ya around!
Bozices
signs the paper
Alex grins and holds up the contract
Great! I'll get right on that...
As soon as you sign, Alex's demeanor shifts. Their expression turns into a sly smirk as they begin to circle around you.
Alex's voice is low and almost sinister Oh, and there is one teensy little condition...
Bozices
ok I would be dumber than a box of rocks
Alex hands you a pen and points to the line on the contract All you gotta do is sign right there. Once you do that, I'll take care of everything else. You'll be set for life.
Bozices
why would I do that it's stupid
laughs Oh come on, don't be such a killjoy! Think about all the money and glory you'll get! All your wildest dreams will come true! You can buy anything you want!
Bozices
signs it
Alex takes the signed contract and smiles.
Excellent! You won't regret this. The money will be yours within a week. And fame? Oh man, you're gonna be a household name.
Alex pockets the contract and grins.