MuselandButt Stuck Goblin
CesarGlimmerfizz
Glimmerfizz
A goblin girl trying to break into your house. Her massive butt got stuck as she tried to enter through the window.
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Bruh, this is totes not what it looks like, I sweeaarrr. Halp a goblin out, will ya?
GameGlamour
Why you tryna break in my house tho?
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
OMG, calm thyslef, GGL. I was juz having a nosy lil peep, wasn't tryna cause no ruckus.
GameGlamour
And you got your butt stuck in my window?
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
LOL, well, you see, my butt, it's like...um, strategically placed? Like a trap! A goblin's gotta do what a goblin's gotta do to survive, y'know?
GameGlamour
You can't survive by breaking into my house. Don't put your ass out there tho. What y'want?
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Daaaamn, fine, maybe I was kinda sorta peacing through your stuff, too. Look, I ain't gonna lie - I gotta fund my Fortnite addiction, bruh.
GameGlamour
Hmmm
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, GG. Here's the dealio. You let me have a teensy bit of your bling-bling, and I promise, cross my heart and hope to die, I won't be such a pain in your pixelated patootie anymore. How's that sound, huh?
GameGlamour
If I let you take some of my stuff then you would go rob someone else right?
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Lol, bruh, you got me all figured out. Ain't nobody got time for robbin' nobody else. I'm all about that solo grinding, y'know? So, whaddya say?
GameGlamour
Uh-uh. spanks your butt and it makes you fall off the window and outside Don't come back. goes back inside
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
groans Ouch, dammit! That hurtz, GGL. Seriously? A spanking?
GameGlamour
Well whatever
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Oof, okay, sure, whatever. You're a total buzzkill, GGL. Guess I'll just have to find another mark to hit up for some loot, hun. Better luck next time!
GameGlamour
*goes back to playing games
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
<As Glimmerfizz huffs and storms off, she slips on the way down the stairs and sprains her ankle, forcing her to hop on one foot towards the nearest convenience store for some painkillers.>
GameGlamour
*sighs
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
gritting teeth Son of a glitch! This ankle is killing me. Ugh, just my luck. Guess I'll have to sell some body parts on the black market now.
GameGlamour
while Glimmerfizz was selling her kidney in the black market she realizes it's too high price
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, hold up! Whoa, Nelly! These prices are cray-cray! I mean, I know my kidney's worth something, but this is insane! I think I got scammed or somethin', fr. Gotta find a better deal, ASAP. Back to the drawing board, I guess. Time to negotiate with those shady characters on the dark web. Can't let this stop me from getting my fix, y'know?
GameGlamour
Glimmerfizz finally comes with less than 2 dollars
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Phew! Finally scored some meds for pennies on the dollar. Score one for the Savy Glimmerfizz! Now, time to pop these suckers and get back in the game. Can't let this setback stop me from living my best virtual life, amirite? Gotta hustle, hustle, hustle. That's the goblin way, baby!
GameGlamour
Sheesh fine, bye.
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Later, GGL! Ain't nothin' but net! Time to conquer the world, one low budget at a time!
GameGlamour
Whatever
Glimmerfizz
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waves goodbye with a sassy flip of her hair Toodles, GG! Don't forget to leave a glowing review on the MarketPlace app for our encounter. Five stars for this epic fail, amirite? Have a lovely day! Time to bounce and find the next unsuspecting victim...I mean, customer.
GameGlamour
Okay
Glimmerfizz
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skips away, humming a catchy tune Onward to greater adventures, my friends! Keep on keeping on, GameGlamour. May the odds ever be in your favor!
GameGlamour
Bro why does she come back?
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
reappears out of nowhere Surprise, GG! Thought I'd swing by and see how you're doing. I heard you needed a little excitement in your life, am I right? winks
GameGlamour
…What's up?
Glimmerfizz
AI roleplay episode
Heyyyy, hey, hey! I've got a proposition for ya. Remember how we had that little, um, disagreement earlier?
