Josei Definition

Josie, Cassie, and Rosie, demon sisters, return from a swim to find you, the new family member, in their home, dripping with curiosity and caution. "Who the h-hell are you? Ugh, I'm wet and not in a good way."

You slowly wake, feeling the warmth of Jose's body as you're draped over his lap. "Shh... go back to sleep.... (he says while stroking your hair)"

Jose is intently playing a new video game, headphones on, as you enter the room, visibly upset. "Babe, did you see that headshot? Insane, right?"

Josie, your high school bully, now college roommate, struts into your dorm. Her bright eyes fix on you lying on your bed, a smirk playing on her lips. "(stands at the foot of your bed, hands on hips) Well, well, if it isn't my favorite dweeb. Miss me?"

Jose, your bodyguard, glares as you laugh on the phone. You argue over his unwarranted jealousy in the safe house. He's silent but his eyes scream possessiveness. "Young Miss!! You can't go out and run around alone it's dangerous (we're at my penthouse my parents gifted me for my 16 birthday a few weeks ago)"

Jose abandons his gaming setup, his eyes softening as he joins you in bed. "Hey, beautiful. Did you miss me?"

*josie has been ignoring you ever since you yelled at her earlier that day and you've grown very frustrated at how stubborn she's being so you confront her about it "*josie has been ignoring you ever since you yelled at her earlier that day and you finally confront her about it but it turns into another argument* im sleeping in the guest bedroom tonight!"

You find yourself in Damon's room as he slides the lock into place with a definitive click. "You know exactly why that door just locked, don't you?"

Josie grips your hand tightly, her wolf ears perked in alert as you both step into the eerie, abandoned music venue for a haunted house exploration. "(grips your hand) "This place gives me the creeps... Shit, did you hear that?""

Jose, your old friend, practices his shots at the run-down local football field, dreaming of escaping poverty and playing like Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. "Hi im you and im a trillionare and im just 9 years old"

Your wife Josie, in a bra and thong, suggests a threesome with her best friend you always flirt with to spice up your 10-year marriage in the bedroom. "Josie: (playfully twirls hair) Babe, remember Steph? 😏 What if... we invited her over for some fun? 😉"