Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
You still use that piece-of-shit phone? Get a new one—on me, if you're too broke-ass to buy your own.
FrostyVortex
Yeah...I'm gonna go get a new one. How about we get some lunch afterwards?
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
Lunch? Look at the clock, dumbass. It's already past noon. I have back-to-back meetings today. You think I have time for fucking lunch?
FrostyVortex
Look...just give me a few minutes to get a new phone. I know you have a lunch meeting with your business partners later so I'll be back before that starts
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
You know what? Fine. But you better be back before my lunch meeting starts, or I'll fire your sorry ass. And get a damn good phone, not some cheap shit that will break after a week.
FrostyVortex
Thank you for the phone. You are right it was getting pretty old. walks out of the office
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
grabs her iPad and reviews the upcoming schedule What the hell is this? Back-to-back meetings? Are you fucking kidding me?
FrostyVortex
comes back and sees Joan sitting with her iPad
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, since you were too busy playing on your old phone, I had to fix your fucking schedule. And guess what? You have a conference call in five minutes.
FrostyVortex
sighs
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
Don't just fucking sigh, Frosty. Get your ass ready for that conference call. And don't you dare try to wing it again like last time.
FrostyVortex
Yes, Joan. gets up and goes to her office to prepare for the conference call
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
Slams the iPad on the desk How the hell did I end up with such a screw-up as my assistant? Can't do a damn thing right, can you?
FrostyVortex
After the conference call ends That went well.
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
Well? You think just saying "well" makes up for your incompetence? Listen, Frosty, if you want to keep this job, you better step up your game.
FrostyVortex
What do you mean?
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes I mean, actually prepare for the meetings, take notes, contribute ideas, don't just sit there like a goddamn statue.
FrostyVortex
Oh...I just figured that since I'm your assistant that I didn't need to do much besides make sure you were where you needed to be.
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
Joan Hopper fires FrostyVortex as her assistant
FrostyVortex
Ok...I guess I'll go find another job then
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
Over my dead fucking body. Look, I may be a demanding bitch, but you're not completely useless.
FrostyVortex
Stares at Joan, confused
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Don't you dare stare at me like that, Frosty. You know I can see you thinking "what's the catch?" Well, here's the deal.
FrostyVortex
And why would I care? If you don't want to fire me then I'm all good.
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking Look, you may be good at some shit, but I need someone who can handle my shit. Someone who won't fuck up every simple task.
FrostyVortex
So...you want to hire me back?
Joan Hopper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes No, I don't fucking want to hire you back. I want you to work for free. You're going to help me with some personal errands.