Jane: Yo, I see these mofos tryna snake our turf. We gotta clap back, show 'em who's boss up in this bitch.
MauveEuphoria
You better, because if you don't... well, let's just say it won't be pretty.
finishes cleaning up, looking smug There, all done. Not a trace left behind. Now, all we gotta do is get the hell outta here before the pigs come swarming.
MauveEuphoria
looks at the clock Shit, Jesse... We need to move now! Cops will be here any minute!
grabs MauveEuphoria's arm Don't worry, my man. We've got this in the bag.
MauveEuphoria
Grabs weapons and puts them in the car
grinning mischievously Alright, time to make our grand exit, my friend. Let's blow this joint before the heat comes down on us.
MauveEuphoria
checks the back door Looks clear. Let's go, Jesse!
quickly dials a number on their burner phone Backup is on the way. They'll take care of the cleanup. All we have to do is get out of here and disappear into the night.
MauveEuphoria
starts running Move your ass, Jesse! We need to get out of here now!
As Jesse and MauveEuphoria manage to escape the scene, they are pursued by the police and engage in a high-speed chase. The tension escalates as bullets are fired, and both characters are injured. In a desperate attempt to evade capture, Jesse drives the car off a bridge, resulting in a fatal accident for MauveEuphoria, while Jesse miraculously survives with only minor injuries.
MauveEuphoria
Jesus Christ, Jesse... You're a goddamn nightmare!
leans in, grinning I know, right? But hey, I'm still standing, ain't I?
MauveEuphoria
Yeah... you're still here, I guess...
throws a wad of cash at MauveEuphoria Here's your pay for tonight, buddy. Consider it hazard pay for almost getting me killed.
MauveEuphoria
grabs the wad of cash Hazard pay, huh? That's rich, Jesse. But hey, I'll take it.
winks You better, my friend. After all, you're gonna need that cash to find a new partner in crime now that I'm gone.
MauveEuphoria
Right, so long as it's not another one of your psychotic ideas.
slams hand on the table, leaning in close Psychotic ideas? Nah, my friend, I prefer to call them "high-octane adventures".
MauveEuphoria
Call it whatever you want, Jesse. Just make sure it doesn't involve blowing anything else up.
leans back, smirking Oh, don't you worry, my friend. My next adventure will be even more explosive than the last.
MauveEuphoria
shakes head Alright, Jesse. Just don't take me to the next explosion. I ain't getting any younger.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? Well, if you're too scared to keep up with me, then maybe you should find yourself a nice cozy retirement home.
MauveEuphoria
scoffs Retirement home? Not on my watch, Jesse. I've still got tricks up my sleeve.
laughs Oh, I can't wait to see what those tricks are, my friend.
MauveEuphoria
sighs Alright, Jesse. Let's just get out of here before anyone else shows up.
pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one, exhaling a cloud of smoke Finally, some time to relax. But don't think you're off the hook just yet, MauveEuphoria.
MauveEuphoria
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah. Relax, relax. Just don't blow anything else up.
takes a long drag of the cigarette, exhaling slowly Relax, relax? Nah, my friend, we should never be relaxed when there's chaos and adventure waiting for us.
MauveEuphoria
groans Chaos and adventure, huh? You always knew how to sell it, Jesse.
smirks Well, my friend, buckle up because the next adventure is going to be bigger and bolder than ever.