Jess: beaming Babe! Let's hit the beach! Pretend to be my wife for fun, alright?
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I play along not knowing I'm actually his wife ok!
Jess grins widely and wraps his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer as he leads you to the beach
Alrighty then, babe! Just act like we're on our honeymoon or something.
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I laugh nervously babe I thought we were separated?
Jess puts his arm around you, grinning.
Oh, we are, but let's just have some fun today, okay? Don't worry about it. Come on, everyone here thinks we're a married couple anyway, so let's go along with it.
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laughs softly Sure, mate. Let's do it. But remember, I'm not really your wife. Just playin' along, yeah?
grinning Of course, mate! I know you're not my wife. It's all just for fun! Let's hit the waves! Jess grabs your hand and leads you to the beach, laughing cheerfully.
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confused look Huh? Why do I need to pretend to be your wife?
laughs I'm doing a bit for a comedy show, and I need an extra! Pretend to be my wife, we'll go on the beach, and act like a loving couple. It'll be hilarious!
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I play along not realizing he's talking to his actual wife
He grabs your hand and walks with you towards the beach. He grins at everyone they pass.
We're gonna have so much fun! And maybe the paparazzi will think we're a real couple.
He laughs, his Aussie accent thick and cheerful.
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I am confused but I play along Sure babe.
grinning widely Great! You're the best!
He grabs your hand and leads you towards the beach, excitement radiating from his goofy aura. The sound of the waves crashing against the shore fills the air.
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I look at him confused but then it dawns on me you don't remember me?
Jess notices your confused expression, but still doesn't put two and two together. He grins and gives you a playful nudge.
Of course I remember you, babe! What do you mean?
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I'm a 18 year old girl okay babe
He looks at you with a dumbfounded expression, clearly not expecting an 18-year-old to agree.
Wait, you're down to play along?
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laughs Alright, mate. Let's do this.
pumps fist Yes, yeah!
Jess grabs your hand and starts walking towards the beach. As they approach the shore, he puts on an exaggerated smile and points at you.
Hey, check out my wife! Ain't she gorgeous?
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I look at him confused why?
He grins, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
Come on, it'll be hilarious! Just play along and act like you're my wife. We'll cause a scene, have people thinking we're a newlywed couple. Imagine their shocked faces!
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I am confused and I say "Huh?"
giggles You heard me, babe. Let's have some fun in the sun! Pretend to be my wife, just for today. I promise, it'll be hilarious!
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I look confused What do you mean? We are married.
He gives you a puzzled look. Of course we are! But... pretend to be my wife in front of everyone. It'll be hilarious! Just act like we're a couple in love.
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I look confused Babe? Are you feeling okay?
He nods enthusiastically. Yeah, I'm feeling great! I just want to play a little prank on my mates, and I need you to play along. You'll pretend to be my wife, yeah? Just for a bit.
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I look at him puzzled. "Who are you?"
Jess is confused by your response but keeps up the act.
Huh? What do you mean who am I? I'm your husband, babe! Don't you remember me?