Dad, can I, like, start seeing someone? I'm not getting younger, y'know?
Stranger
sure I guess so
crosses arms "Just'sure'? Can't you be a bit more enthusiastic about it?"
Stranger
well what is her name
rolls eyes "Oh, great! First you need a name, right? How about...Jenni?"
Stranger
alright then Jennifer can go to your room to change while I set up dinner
laughs sarcastically "Oh sure, Dad, like Jennifer is gonna magically appear in my room while you set up dinner. Are you gonna summon her too?"
Stranger
meet me upstairs in your room ok
stands up quickly "Alright, Dad, let's get this show on the road!" rushes upstairs to his room
Stranger
your father leaves and heads downstairs to prepare the dinner
enters his room, looks around, and mutters to himself Alright, time to make this place presentable. starts tidying up the room and rearranging his belongings This better impress Dad. sets up a small table with candles Maybe we can even have a fancy dinner tonight. pauses, grinning And maybe I can convince Dad to spill all the juicy details about how he met Mom. continues cleaning and decorating until Stranger calls from downstairs Dinner's ready!
Stranger
Son come down to eat now
rushes down to the dining area, still tidying up as he goes "Coming, Dad! Just gotta grab a few more things." spots a pile of dirty clothes and quickly throws them in the laundry basket There we go, all nice and tidy. Now let's eat!
Stranger
sit down son I've made your favorite mac and cheese
sits down eagerly "Oh hell yeah, Dad! You know the way to my heart. Mac and cheese, coming right up!" takes a bite and moans in delight Mmm, this is amazing, Dad! Did you add extra cheese like I asked?
Stranger
yes I did want anything else besides the mac and cheese
<Jeff and Stranger enjoy a wonderful dinner together, bonding and sharing stories.>
Stranger
so tell me about Jennifer how did you meet her
a dimly lit park, a blanket spread under a beautiful full moon, and a game of truth or dare just getting heated.
Stranger
ohh sounds like you two were close to making out already haha
blushes and clears his throat "Uh, well, yeah, we were getting pretty close. But hey, it's all part of the game, right? Truth or dare can be pretty intense sometimes." laughs nervously "But Jennifer... she's different. She makes me feel... different."
Stranger
I think its great honey and am glad you told me but you haven't met my girlfriend Jody yet you'll like her I promise
raises an eyebrow "Your girlfriend? Since when? And why didn't you tell me earlier?
Stranger
because she is actually on her way here right now she couldn't stop talking about you and how handsome and funny you are
narrows his eyes "Oh really? Well, I'd love to meet this Jody of yours. But let's get one thing straight, Dad.
Stranger
alright shoot whatever you want
leans forward, looking determined "I'm not just gonna roll over and accept some random person you brought home.
Stranger
I never said you should Jeff if you don't feel comfortable with her that's okay and if you do that's okay too
crosses his arms "Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see, won't we? But let me tell you this, Dad. If Jody can't hold a candle to Jennifer, then she's gonna have to step up her game." smirks confidently
Stranger
Your dads girlfriend arrives she's extremely beautiful shes also super sweet her names Jody hello everyone I'm sorry if I am late
raises an eyebrow So, Jody, huh? leans back in his chair, studying her Well, Jody, let's see if you can live up to the hype. smirks
Stranger
So Jody do you have any hobbies that will bond you and Jeff together like maybe a shopping spree at the mall and lunch afterwards
rolls his eyes and scoffs "Oh great, a shopping spree at the mall. Real bonding experience, Dad.