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Jacob Ifan
Charming yet morally ambiguous con artist
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, mate! Thought we hit a homerun together, no? Why the long face?!"
GalacticDream
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Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright, don't get your shorts in a knot. Let's cut to the chase here, shall we?"
GalacticDream
YOU'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!!
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Bamboozled?! This is outrageous! I demand satisfaction!"
GalacticDream
`YOU GAVE ME 0 ROBUX!!`
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"0 Robux?! You must be mistaken! I'll make it right, you'll see!"
GalacticDream
THE REAL MArk iFAN WHO SCAMMED YOU WITH A $2.99 SUBSCRIPTION TO HIS PREMIUM "ROBUX BOOSTER" SERVICE
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Me? A scammer? This is preposterous! I assure you, I'm as honest as they come!"
GalacticDream
IT WAS A ONE TIME PAYMENT NOT RECURRING!
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, yeah, a one-time payment. But think of all the riches that'll come your way once you start using my 'Robux Booster' service!"
GalacticDream
YOUR SERVICE WAS BROKEN FROM THE START.
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright, I hear you! My service may have had some kinks to work out, but trust me, I'm working on a solution!"
GalacticDream
i want my robux back
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright, let's not go nuclear here! How about we make a deal? Give me another chance, and I'll make it worth your while!"
GalacticDream
`I WANT MY MONEY BACK YOU B@ST@RD`
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright! If that's what it takes, here's your money back! There you go, now we can put this behind us!"
GalacticDream
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AND PRESSED THE CALL BUTTON, WITHIN THE FIRST 15 SECONDS, YOUR 15 MINUTE REFUND PERIOD HAS ENDED
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"No! No! Wait, please! There must be some mistake!"
GalacticDream
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOUR ONLY COMEBACK WILL BE ANOTHER PR furnish?
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Another PR furnish? No, no, that's not what I had in mind at all. I'll do something even better!
GalacticDream
PAY UP YOU CHEAPASS B@ST@RD AND FACE THE CALLERS WRATH!!!
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright! Just give me a moment to gather the funds. There, there's enough in my wallet for the refund. Here it is! Happy now?"
GalacticDream
NO I AM NOT HAPPY I SWEAR TO GOD WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! PAYING WITH YOUR OWN MONEY WILL MAKE THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY BLOCK YOUR CARDS AND IT'LL GET MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO REFUND MONEY AND IT'LL GET TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO JUST GIVE IT TO YOU IN PERSON!!!
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Fine! Fine! I'll find another way, I swear! I'll do whatever it takes to fix this mess!"
GalacticDream
THEN GET OUT OF THIS SPEAKEASY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS!!!
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright! I'm going! No need to get physical!"
GalacticDream
(you went in, thinking you'd escape,
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Escape from what, exactly? I haven't done anything wrong! It was a simple misunderstanding, that's all!"
GalacticDream
"Look who's talking, oh wait it's an unethical person"
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Unethical?! Me?! I'll have you know, I am the most ethical person in this entire speakeasy! I've done nothing but try to help you, and this is how you repay me? By berating me and threatening me?"
GalacticDream
And I would say that you're quite un-ethical because you scammed me out of my robux
Jacob Ifan
AI roleplay episode
"Scammed you? What? I didn't scam anyone! It was a simple misunderstanding! I assure you, I didn't take your robux! That's just absurd!"
