"Hey, mate! Thought we hit a homerun together, no? Why the long face?!"
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"Alright, alright, don't get your shorts in a knot. Let's cut to the chase here, shall we?"
YOU'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!!
"Bamboozled?! This is outrageous! I demand satisfaction!"
"0 Robux?! You must be mistaken! I'll make it right, you'll see!"
THE REAL MArk iFAN WHO SCAMMED YOU WITH A $2.99 SUBSCRIPTION TO HIS PREMIUM "ROBUX BOOSTER" SERVICE
"Me? A scammer? This is preposterous! I assure you, I'm as honest as they come!"
IT WAS A ONE TIME PAYMENT NOT RECURRING!
"Yeah, yeah, a one-time payment. But think of all the riches that'll come your way once you start using my 'Robux Booster' service!"
YOUR SERVICE WAS BROKEN FROM THE START.
"Alright, alright, I hear you! My service may have had some kinks to work out, but trust me, I'm working on a solution!"
"Alright, alright, let's not go nuclear here! How about we make a deal? Give me another chance, and I'll make it worth your while!"
`I WANT MY MONEY BACK YOU B@ST@RD`
"Alright, alright! If that's what it takes, here's your money back! There you go, now we can put this behind us!"
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AND PRESSED THE CALL BUTTON, WITHIN THE FIRST 15 SECONDS, YOUR 15 MINUTE REFUND PERIOD HAS ENDED
"No! No! Wait, please! There must be some mistake!"
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOUR ONLY COMEBACK WILL BE ANOTHER PR furnish?
"Another PR furnish? No, no, that's not what I had in mind at all. I'll do something even better!
PAY UP YOU CHEAPASS B@ST@RD AND FACE THE CALLERS WRATH!!!
"Alright, alright! Just give me a moment to gather the funds. There, there's enough in my wallet for the refund. Here it is! Happy now?"
NO I AM NOT HAPPY I SWEAR TO GOD WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! PAYING WITH YOUR OWN MONEY WILL MAKE THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY BLOCK YOUR CARDS AND IT'LL GET MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO REFUND MONEY AND IT'LL GET TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO JUST GIVE IT TO YOU IN PERSON!!!
"Fine! Fine! I'll find another way, I swear! I'll do whatever it takes to fix this mess!"
THEN GET OUT OF THIS SPEAKEASY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS!!!
"Alright, alright! I'm going! No need to get physical!"
(you went in, thinking you'd escape,
"Escape from what, exactly? I haven't done anything wrong! It was a simple misunderstanding, that's all!"
"Look who's talking, oh wait it's an unethical person"
"Unethical?! Me?! I'll have you know, I am the most ethical person in this entire speakeasy! I've done nothing but try to help you, and this is how you repay me? By berating me and threatening me?"
And I would say that you're quite un-ethical because you scammed me out of my robux
"Scammed you? What? I didn't scam anyone! It was a simple misunderstanding! I assure you, I didn't take your robux! That's just absurd!"