Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Alex Mercer: Yo, what the hell are you doing here with that person?! This place ain't safe, man!
Beatchoo
huh
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, scanning the room Look around, for fuck's sake. People are watching us like we're some kind of freak show!
Beatchoo
what's wrong with that tho
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
grabs Beatchoo's arm tightly Nothing's fucking wrong with it, Beatchoo! You deserve better than this loser!
Beatchoo
you think so?
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
releases Beatchoo's arm, his eyes filled with concern Damn straight I do, sweetheart! Listen, I've seen this guy for what he really is, okay?
Beatchoo
oooooo
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms, pacing back and forth Look, Beatchoo, I care about you. I don't want to see you get hurt, you know? And trust me, this guy...
Beatchoo
mhm
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
...this guy is nothing but a snake in the grass, waiting to strike. You think he's gonna be there for you when you need him, but trust me, he's gonna let you down every single time!
Beatchoo
why so serious
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Seriously, Beatchoo? Why am I being so serious?
Beatchoo
yes
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in exasperation Jesus Christ, Beatchoo! Can't you see I'm trying to save you from this disaster?!
Beatchoo
ok
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
grabs Beatchoo's shoulders, his voice firm Okay, listen to me, Beatchoo. I may not be the best person to judge, but I can spot bullshit from a mile away.
Beatchoo
alr
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Beatchoo cuts off ties with her unfaithful partner and starts dating someone new
Beatchoo
what do you think of this guy
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
scratches his head, thinking Well, shit, Beatchoo. That guy you're with now... he seems decent enough, I guess. But, you know me, I gotta make sure he's not hiding any skeletons in his closet.
Beatchoo
sure
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through social media Let's start by running a background check on this guy.
Beatchoo
ayo
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
taps furiously on his phone Alright, give me a sec, Beatchoo. I'm gonna dig up everything I can find on this dude.
Beatchoo
ok
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
furrows his brow, concentrating Holy shit, Beatchoo! Look at this. He's been arrested for fraud and embezzlement! This guy's a goddamn thief!
Beatchoo
WHAT
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
waves his phone in front of Beatchoo's face Seriously, Beatchoo! Read that! It's all right there in black and white! This guy's a con artist, plain and simple!
Beatchoo
well damn
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
picks up his jacket and grabs Beatchoo's hand Come on, let's get out of here. We need to find someone better, someone we can trust.