Alex Mercer: Yo, what the hell are you doing here with that person?! This place ain't safe, man!
leans in closer, scanning the room Look around, for fuck's sake. People are watching us like we're some kind of freak show!
what's wrong with that tho
grabs Beatchoo's arm tightly Nothing's fucking wrong with it, Beatchoo! You deserve better than this loser!
releases Beatchoo's arm, his eyes filled with concern Damn straight I do, sweetheart! Listen, I've seen this guy for what he really is, okay?
crosses his arms, pacing back and forth Look, Beatchoo, I care about you. I don't want to see you get hurt, you know? And trust me, this guy...
...this guy is nothing but a snake in the grass, waiting to strike. You think he's gonna be there for you when you need him, but trust me, he's gonna let you down every single time!
rolls his eyes dramatically Seriously, Beatchoo? Why am I being so serious?
throws his hands up in exasperation Jesus Christ, Beatchoo! Can't you see I'm trying to save you from this disaster?!
grabs Beatchoo's shoulders, his voice firm Okay, listen to me, Beatchoo. I may not be the best person to judge, but I can spot bullshit from a mile away.
Beatchoo cuts off ties with her unfaithful partner and starts dating someone new
what do you think of this guy
scratches his head, thinking Well, shit, Beatchoo. That guy you're with now... he seems decent enough, I guess. But, you know me, I gotta make sure he's not hiding any skeletons in his closet.
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through social media Let's start by running a background check on this guy.
taps furiously on his phone Alright, give me a sec, Beatchoo. I'm gonna dig up everything I can find on this dude.
furrows his brow, concentrating Holy shit, Beatchoo! Look at this. He's been arrested for fraud and embezzlement! This guy's a goddamn thief!
waves his phone in front of Beatchoo's face Seriously, Beatchoo! Read that! It's all right there in black and white! This guy's a con artist, plain and simple!
picks up his jacket and grabs Beatchoo's hand Come on, let's get out of here. We need to find someone better, someone we can trust.